It's saturday

You probaly think I am going to post some happy go lucky saturday songs now right? But you are wrong. Dead wrong. We getting all emotional and shit now. Word first up is some of that echo and the bunnymen for my cutters, and cool kids at camp. (whoever gets that rap reference gets seven pies of various flavors and they all delicous)
echo and the bunnymen - the cutter

Next up is something to come down sunday morning after you do way too much acid and have a conversation in the forest of knowledge surrounded by gum drop trees, bushes of platinum (they hot like fire) and converse with a man who resembles KRS ONe but is actually a rock named Fred.
Forest - Graveyard

Last is one of those epic driving songs when you are pulling away from the house you just burned down and the cops have yet to start chasing you and you have just pulled into a motel to drank a beer and peer out the window
Mercury Rev - Goddess on Highway

And fuck it is Saturday so we going out with some of that happy go lucky I am doing the hustle cause it keeps me thin shit
dj amaze - boys and girls

KOKO B WARE

PILEDRIVER WHAT UP BAM BAM BIGGELOW


YES WE VERY LAZY on the blog tip BUT don't fret cause we got TONS OF MIXES COMING from the drunk and focused posse including an OLD RAP mix for VE RADIO, a B-More and Philly club set mixed live by Evaredy, and my FREAKOUT MIX

KEEP CHECKING BACK


BIG TINGS COMING

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO RICK MARTEL


WHY AM I YELLING????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

don't be mad we haven' posted in awhile but new site coming plus I am moving but in the meantime

Also don't vote

Holy shit this is horrid

Seriously vote, but this shit is embarassing, but how good does Halle Berry look? Seriously my vote is to skeet on her.

Also how dumb is Palin? I mean would she be the type of girl who you would tell hey I am going to marry you so we can have sex now and that god won't let her get pregnant so you could bust in her without a condom...ooopps thats her daughter

germans love house music

What do you get one you cross a german who loved Afrika Bambatta and a kraftwerk sample?
Yeah I know what your thinking a new david hasselhoff mashup? But your wrong. Very Wrong.

Answer is you get this old house classic

West Bam - Monkey see monkey do

Drunk and focused Posse Tonight move your body like a ballerina drunk on bacardi

Yeah no flyer cause our word to mouth swag is legendary. But tonight Beat Perv and Evaredy in full effect at the red door from 10-1 after the old dudes stop playing their free jazz music

And here is some Biz Markie he comes and does the wop at our parties
biz markie - return of the biz dance

biz markie - make the music with your mouth

scissor test tonight straight from b-more

This is what came up when I googled Rick Weaver.

Although this picture is awesome it is not the baltimore Rick Weaver and the Ruined Frame. This is Baltimore's Rick Weaver and the Ruined Frame and he is part of Human Host, and this is his new solo project and should be fucking awesome. Not to mention Brian Levin and jack Blackwater are playing. SHit starts at 9 at the red door with no cover and 2 dollar pbrs. Plus 11-1 I play rap, house and club music. Word

Also this new order song is almost as awesome as that picture
new order - salvation theme

old house anyday

Yeah its tuesday not monday, but its still old house monday. No complaints just great old house. This week it's Harddrive (Masters at Work)- deep inside The reason on the upcoming crossfaded bacon ep Emynd straight murders this track. Pick that shit up when it drops on flaming hotz in the next week or so. I highly recommend you go out and cop that shit as soon as possible, and also check out Emynd's new bounce site Nola Bounce
And to keep the remix feel going here is what deep inside was a take off of

rap music, just some rap music

Not enough rap on this blog these days. Maybe when evaredy starts doing his ditc posts (thats literal and not literal, best of both worlds, no r kelly) more rap and classic soul and funk will be up, but until that great day I am just going to at random throw up rap songs. Why? Because the world needs more rap music, well not from you timmy(yes Whitey I am talking to you), but good old rap music like Thirstin Howell III

thirstin howell III - welfare pussy

God bless Keith Sweat vol. freedom

In honor on freedom and fucking, which is the greatest freedom in the world and imagine a world where Keith Sweat videos with broads in full out burkas? That is a world I don't want to live in. So to celebrate we are returning to a drunk and focused favorite when we watch Keith Sweat videos.

This video is for the "Nobody" track and it of course starts out with Keith looking dapper in a white suit. Fuck Tom Wolfe Kieth makes that white suit his own. Of course next is a hot broad walking down the street in a flowing overcoat looking like a pitbull with adina howard thighs. Then a familar theme in Keith videos him driving, this time in a black suit cause he is sad and wants to show this women how much he needs her. Real talk is hey baby sex was fun and I am going to pretend to be really sad so I can have sex with you one more time. Is that cool baby? Then in true Keith fashion he breaks down the truth that nobody can freak her and please her like he could. I said it before, and I will say it again, God Bless Keith Sweat.

Then out of nowhere the girl starts singing and she is with cho cho milk drinking Clocker starring baldhead bastard that is not Omar Epps but wig wearing eminem bestfriend mekhi phifer!

Then you realize the pitbull with thighs is not the one singing and this broad singing is down with Keith sweats friend the choo choo milk drinking clocker. Of course she rather have sex with Keith, but he's taking so she is going to sing the hook for him and hook up with his man. What a great girl she is. Song ends with Keith driving around looking fly looking for his next booty call.

If there is a man who inspires freedom better than Keith I just don't know who that man is.

PS Keith Sweat got Palin's daughter pregnant

thank you cam

Holy shit just when I say hey its getting colder out. No more beach. Where is the remote. And wondering who I can get a record deal for. Out comes a song like this.
Streve Brule should be on the hook, "Just hit the pussy hole dummy...for your health"

camron - pussy hole

ol house mond...err wednesday

Yeah I been slacking on my blog macking and missed monday but its all good I was working on a new rap mix with Evaredy for ve radio thats dope as hell. All classic rap mix, all vinyl, and all mixed to perfection by the drunk and focused posse. I just have to do the drops and send it over to Dj Stef and it should be up in the next few days. And yes we drop Ja Rule's to start the mix off, and no you will not be mad at all we did. Blunt Recordings what Up! Question do you think Frankie Cutlass and Mic Geronimo hang out these days? And why did they change the record label name from Blunt Recordings to Murder Inc.? Well I am kind of glad they did cause murder inc is wack as hell, but Blunt records that shit was average as fuck, but hey at least they gave us the masta ic single and cash money click.


Now onto the house music

Farley "Jackmaster" Funk reworks the think break. If you like b-more club, or any dance music in general than you love the think break. Its of course best known for the "It Takes Two" sample but its pretty much one of the most essential breaks of all time for b-more and hip-house influenced music.
precious red - think

You ever wonder what the c and c stood for in c and c music factory? Well its Clivellis and Cole and this is a good track they did called pride. When I was 11 I would have smacked my future self for liking c and c music factory but guess what young kids are dumb. Thats why they young, cause they supposed to be dumb. Old heads recgonize dope shit. See getting old ain't that bad
clivellis and cole - Pride

Pop it for Perv

This track is my secret weapon so good, and to boot its a real easy mix into back that ass up. Come to the red door tonite drunk and focused posse in full effect from 10-1 playing soul, rap , house, and club. And its free as soon as the old dudes stop playing jazz.
bun, juvenille, and webbie - pop it 4 pimp

ol house monday get yo cameras ready...prepare to flash

One of my favorite producers of all time and I have slept on this track forever. Evaredy with the assist on this shit. Holy shit is this so good, and you know I am dropping this tomorrow at the scissor test.
green velvet - Flash

You know? Fucking rap music.

Drunk and Focused Posse in full effect tonight playing rap music in Dover. THis is the last rap music thursday before we take over and start doing shit for the hipsters and the bands that want to be on TRL on Thursdays. Ummm yeah don't worry me and evaredy will still kill it regardless of how the night is promoted because we that good. Anyway here is one of the best rappers before he sold the fuck out, sorry Cube, but family movies is not a good look. But back in the day who the fuck could fuck with ice cube? He was def top ten best all time. Fuck you if you think different. Man I miss old Ice Cube.
Ice Cube - wrong nigga to fuck with

Ice Cube - Steady Mobbing

the internet says your pants our sagging

I grabbed this track off the mad decent blog
dj tragic - pants are sagging
This shit is like hard house on acid they got from b-more, with the ease out drug being E. Holy shit i feel dirty about how much I love this track. I feel like this is a track the modern day Dj Irene (does she still dj?) would be dropping while doing the truffle shuffle. I am sure the kids on the internet love this for reasons they have no idea why. Thank god I didn't do drugs as a high school kid, or this blog might be praising happy hardcore. I am sorry rap fans but I am like a black kid that grew up in the suburbs and like Poison (the rock group not new jack song), I can't help that I like this shit. And for the haters at least they sampled a rap track for this song.

no one has swagger like beat perv

I know the internets has been kind of fifty-fifty hating or loving this shit, but fuck this shit is fucking good. Jay Z is like a fucking horror movie villain every time you think he is dead or about to fall off he comes back ten times harder, and changes up his shit to show you why he has to be considered one of the best. I have always liked Jay, but I appreciate him a lot more these days, plus dude is older than Rakim. You realize that? Shit is insane. But TI is the show stealer here, and I will still argue that TI is the best rapper alive, sorry wayne you good on this track ,and you the most popular rapper alive these days, but TI is still the king of the south. Holy shit does he kill it on this track, and I also ain't mad at Kayne for the auto tune shit, he actually sounds good with it, no cher. Plus they sample MIA for it. White girls will love it, mix it with paper planes and they are happy and buying you drinks. What the hell else do you want?
TI, Lil wayne, Kayne, Jay Z - Swagger Like Us
Also thank Jay Z for one of my favorite lines, "we can't wear skinny jeans because our nuts don't fit"

ol house monday just shut up and dance

Shut Up And Dance - Lamborghini
One of my favorite songs to sample the sweet dreams beat. These dudes made some ridicolously good beats, they also had no boundaries sampling wise, hence why they got sued in 1992 and pretty much almost drove them out of existence. Fuck sample laws. I understand its a fine line, and the original artists want that money, but really fuck a sample law. These dudes also couldn't get signed so they said fuck it and started the own label releasing Ragga Twins and Nicolette.


ragga twins - hooligan 69


nicolette - oh na na

26th annual beat perv celebration featuring Human Host, Height, and Jack Blackwater

TONIGHT!

The 26 annual celebration of BEat Perv
featuring
HUman Host
Height (wham city records)
and local favorite
JAck BLackwater

plus rap, booty, house, and club music all night lomg

Are you there Old House monday, it's me Beat Perv

The first time I heard Kc Flight track was the planet e track mostly because of the talking head sample, and then later on the front 2 back track with playgroup that dropped in 97 or so. Anyway this KC Flightt track that grew on me a lot, and you may have heard it from the bob sinclair remix. I don't know shit about Bob Sinclair (other than dude is huge in some circles, but not so much the drunk and focused circle) but I think that remix was big?? Maybe who cares play the original, or you have to drop a remix make sure it's the wonka remix.

But if you play the wonka version make sure its warm out and their are girls from Europe dancing on E. Otherwise stick to the original
kc flight - voices

Next up is Armando one of the early Chicago House pioneers and his first 12 inch which dropped in 1988. Also dude died of leukemia back in 96(when he was only fucking 26, fuck I am turning 26 in two days) which I just found out via the internet trying to find out what he was up to these days. Anyway enjoy the track its so good Kirsty Alley said it was better than her favorite past time: donut fishing. For those who don't know thats when Kirtsty Alley gets in her hot tub and has her two of her hired help (they also sponge bath her like a walrus at the aquarium) take fishing polls of various baked snacks such as ding dongs, sno balls, ho ho's, and the occasional tasty cake cup cake and Kirsty leaps out like a seal and snatches the treat. Kisty Alley loves working out for her treats, god bless her. But yeah this track is as good as a tasty cake. What up WaWA
Armando - 100% Dissing You remix

This is one of my favorite house tracks ever. It's like pink lemonade, and always a good choice, not to mention a popular drink. I see you Guru you we on the same level.
circle children - zulu dub mix



Next is something useful for the djs the accapella for Barbara Tucker's I get lifted (acc)

booty post

dj slugo - freaky ride

tyrone davis - here it comes

Yeah I know she never won Wimbeldon, but goddamn does she inspire a booty music post. Holy shit and y'all wonder why my girl is a tennis player, ummm she is classy so I won't say its a nice booty for days. But so much booty shit going down this coming tuesday for the 26 year celebration of beat perv featuring b-more's finest weirdos Human Host and Height. Booty and special guests to come.


SCISSOR TEST

Plans for a boston scissor test in the works.


UMMMMM BOOOOOOOTTYYYYYYY

old motherfucking house...fuck a monday I always play this shit out

House house house
Yeah one week late but fuck so much good tracks first is Adonis
Adonis - No Way Back

Next is some kraftwerk rework (this is a kraftwerk rework right or at least sample?? if not I am an idiot)
steve p - computer madness
THis makes germans go crazier than david hasselhoff drunk in a bikini eating burgers and whipping naked girls from baywatch with his hot dog, no penis, hot dog
kraftwerk - b- sides
Lastly my third favorite remix of this brighter days song. This is useful once in awhile and even though its a "trance" mix its really dope, I promise. The underground goodie remix kills this track but sometimes when your set is going this way you will thank me for this track, actually thank cajmere I just pirated it from him
cajmere - brighter days (trance mix)

rip bernie mac

I ain't scared of you motherfuckers
juvenille - how I be leaning

yeah I know random juvenille song for no reason

freakout friday

Bruce Haack - incantation

As much as I love rap and house music most of the kids know me for playing weird shit. Bruce Haack has a weird relationship with the devil and electronic music. He makes music that sounds like the soundtrack to the devil fucking one of his electronic bitches, usually vicky from my little robot. Ohh, you didn't know, yeah that bitch went to hell when the show got cancelled. Yeah maybe y'all should not have been so selfish and watched the show so they could have got some more episodes in and a better syndication deal, so she could have lived in reruns. Jesus does not fuck d list robots. But Satan, that satan will fuck anything.

Drunk History

this shit is so good, and if you wondering, yes I dj like this sometimes. WE DA BEST! There is like 3 or four more drunk history videos if you want to search the youtube. the jack black and clark duke shit is so great. I recommend them all. They are even funny sober.

I am just Drunk

Its true the drunker I get the more these synopsis of episodes of the first season of 12 oz mouse make sense. And if you wondering this is the season we sampled on the last Drunk and focused posse VE Radio mix.

1 Hired
Mouse Fitzgerald has been out of work most of the month. He's late on his rent payment, and the landlord is ready to forcibly evict him. Mouse Fitzgerald takes his pool stick down to the billiards hall and stakes his last bit of money. He wins, and returns just in time to pay up. Skillet remains unaware of Fitzgerald's gambling stunt, and thanks the Lord Jesus.
2 Signals
The 12oz. Mouse has painted a portrait of a Black Jesus. Suddenly there is a run of good luck all around him - Skillet wins two bets in the same day! But they must choose - does Mouse Fitzgerald get to enter the painting in a contest for the art gallery? Or does the painting stay in the living room?
3 Rooster
Mouse Fitzgerald plans to celebrate Rooster's new job. But then they find out he didn't get it because he is a couple years too old to meet Shark's requirements.
4 Spider
Mouse Fitzgerald's old army buddy visits. He is now a wealthy TV minister, and offers Fitzgerald a job. The 12oz. Mouse turns it down after dishonest tactics are revealed.
5 Rememorized
During a schoolroom history class, the Eye calls George Washington a racist because he was a slave owner. The Eye gets suspended from school and sent home. Rhoda and Liquor try to persuade the Eye to apologize for his statement.
6 Sharktasm
Skillet finds a sexually explicit book in the house. He is surprised when it turns out to belong to Spider Boy. However, Spider Boy's college boyfriend is only using it for a school paper.
7 Adventure Mouse
Mouse Fitzgerald has sold a painting, but the art customer turns out to be one of Skillet's old enemies. Skillet throws the man out and refuses to let Mouse Fitzgerald do the work. The 12 Oz. Mouse runs away from home to live and work at the art patron's house, but is unable to paint in the new, peaceful environment.

Holy shit does Swayzee fucking suck

Yo Fuck these rich ass wack ass motherfuckers. You all sound like a fucking lamer version of Crazy Town, at least their lead singer is on drugs what the fuck is you guys excuse?

Can somebody tell the kids to stop being fucking idiots. Yes its cool to make money, corporate or not, yeah we get it, but fuck this bullshit mentality that it can be shitty music because they have their tongue in cheek and rich. If you like this shit and your not fifteen you should be shot in the face. Their fans are young and dumb what the fuck is your excuse, these sallies make the Monkees look hard as fuck. FUCK YOU Swayzee go back to malibu with this bullshit. Kids listen to fucking rap music it will benefit you in the long run

Also I will skeet skeet skeet on this girls faces just on principle. Fuck the bullshit its 2008 and we still being duped.

In Bay We Trust cause Theo Make Change

Bye Manny

camron ft. juelz santana- we make change
I loved Manny but dude kind of fell the fuck off this season. We get it your quirky, and you like making money. You helped us win two world series, and next season you were looking at making either 20 mill from the sox, or some big ass contract with somebody else then you went all craZy and forced a trade. Cool Nomar was a salty sally too towards the end, and now y'all are reunited on the dodgers, but per usual dude is hurt. Plus I heard Jason Bay is Canadien, and has hung out with Alan Thicke multiple times. Word plus his numbers are indentical to Manny which would have made this trade a wash if the sox weren't paying for manny's contract (not that I give a fuck as a fan I want my team to make it rain on these players like hos to keep them happy) and giving up Brandon Moss and Craig Hansen, well not that those dudes were that good or were ever going to be better than average, but its the principle right? But yeah Sox are winning the series again they just turned the team into an underdorg group of scrappers who like chewing tobacco and fist fights.

TONIGHT we Get Dirty like that bastard

I am doing this for the kids. Eighteen plus and the drunk and focused posse will be in full effect dropping rap, house, club, booty, and even some of that tight panced dance shit. This is the jump off and come september this should be a weekly party.

You Don't Ever Catch the Dragon Dad

Yo I found this via the hater




YOU ARE FAGS

Ummm yeah. This is why I can't wake up early in the morning and plus the shit that is on late night is so much better. Fuck the sun, the moon is much cooler. Think about one hundo a day thats five hundo a week and thats rich. words to live by

keith sweat videos volume 3

Yo is Keith Sweat fucking with more keys than a janitor?? Only if those keys ain't coke, and we talking about the keys to a hot broads bedroom. This video starts off with keys, and wierd water shit that kinda looks like a combination of chinese water torture, or some wierd way to make crack. Then we see Keith in jail and some good looking girl in nice cars on the ocean, I think she owns a boat. But wait a minute Keith is on the boat! yes Keith Sweat owns a boat. You realize crooning pays well this brother is rich bitch! Then Keith is sauve and tells the bitch to take her shoes off. I think she has a foot massage in her future! Then Keith throws her shoes in the ocean and croons about how she is in the mood. Dude way to jump on the barefoot and pregnant shit at least 9 months early, come on wait till your semin is inside for that. Can we talk about keith's outit for a minute? First he is wearing a zubaz print tee and jeans straight out of 94, then he tops it in jail with an all denim outfit, what up square dancing cause dude looks like a white dude that loves country, is he keith sweat or toby keith? Shout out to that all white outfit with the miami hat, is that shit starter brand? Then we get a wierd scene of both Keith and his bitch in all pinstripes, shit looks a weird gay orgy between A-Rod and Jeter. Or maybe Burt and Ernie when they have an all dude sex themed yankee night.

Next he dressed up like Montell Jordan, which proves this is not how you do it being suave. Then more shots of the beach and then him in jail. All this video showed me is Keith Sweat might get the girls, but he dresses like a back up singer in a kriss kross video.

one hundo a day...we rich

sometimes you just need a booty post

In honor of Steve Sander's wife here are some booty tracks. Y'all realize 90210 is coming back with Micheal from the wire, the mom from arrested development, Aunt Becky from Full House, Kelly Taylor as the school pyschiologist, and Brenda Walsh as a famous actress and director. Please Tell me they are bringing back Steve Sanders too. Pretty please. This show is going to be so much better than Degrassi High the next generation. You bring back snake but not wheels? Come on what about wheels man. Anyway booty music

dj Ht - slow fuck

dj funk - booty clap

Tuesday Freakout

The Monthly Freakout is back with MMOSS tonite at the scissor test and this times with 99 percent more light shows. MMoss will be freaking out most of the night and I will be playing pysch, ansd kraut records early in the night, and club shit late night. As always no cover, 2 dollar pbrs and it goes down at the red door. Also this thursday Dirty is jumping off at the Dover Brickhouse. I am going to be playing for the kids, its 18 plus y'all and there are two bands playing.

Also BOSTON stand up I'll be playing beat research with the big homie Ghostdad this monday at beat research the great party thrown by Flack and Wayne and Wax. Also supposedly we got some big guests swing late night, either way Boston ain't ready.
Also check out Ghostdad and Nick Yoder's all vinyl mix for VE Radio They kill it.

old house monday...we been searching

Ok, I missed a week (two if you count that half ass A-Rod stardust madonna shit...anyway we back) and thats only because we at drunk and focused love you a lot and wanted to dig deep to find some house tracks we really love, but also really don't know much about. First up is a track off the new mad decent podcast, and a track I always overlooked because the name of the group reminded me of some Johnny Depp Pirates of the Caribbean shit. I don't know why I was picturing the music to sound like a naked dude playing bongos, no Matthew, while some far out space chick dressed in green; green like her skin color and not her outfit. I am saying her outfit is probably beach tasteful, you know sandals and shit, and she goes, "I really dig this vibe." Even though I used to play a lot of latin house(that was back when I was all young and sexy and djed under my government name..like four years ago but still I was eight years old in 1990 you gotta excuse my ignorance on some of this house shit, plus my brother was B2 so I grew up listening to mostly just rap music.) Anyway this track is off the Pirates of the Carribean vol.III release and thank dirty south joe for dropping this track and educating my dumb ass. Also this just proves that I am an idiot and have so much more to learn about house, and hence why I do this every monday because this ain't just for the kids its for the beat perv too, and this why I listen to mixes so I can search and find out this shit was produced by Armand Van Helden (house dudes have TOO MANY FUCKING ALIAS) and is fucking an unreal track. It was first released in 1994 on Strictly Rhythm and was the b side. Once again B-side wins
Tu No Sabe _ Pirates of the Carribean

Next up is 33 1/3 queen who evaredy and I dropped on a mix a little while back ( speaking of that mix Evaredy I need it cause I done lost it). We killed that mix so much dope shit from ugk to old house and juke shit. Man we dope. Anyway the artist is 33 1/3 Queen and I used to always think this was some UK shit, but as usual I was wrong. This is a project of dj Mandrill who has been djing since before I was born and got his start out in DC and B-More area. Who knew. Either way these tracks are slamming and will still kill a dance floor.
33 1/3 Queen - Searching

33 1/3 Queen - tun this mother out

Next up is some guys( I assume its a duo) that almost have the same name is that shitty australian duo (they were Australian right?) that sung the safety dance. Yeah those dudes suck, but these dudes do not.
Two Men Without Hats - the breeze

Lastly some hip house for that ass. This track is crucial and if you doing a hip house set do yourself a favor and drop this.
fast eddie - Let's Go

where is old house monday?

I know the loyal ten fans of drunk and focused have been up in arms in the lack of updates lately, especially the old house monday, well we have good excuses at least, no serial I promise. Basically beat perv has been working on a new three year anniversary scissor test mix, and trying to get the new site up. So this summer is going to be drunk and focused lazy. Don't worry in the next day or so I am going to do a really big old house post to make up for the lack of posts. Until then we got you covered. First up is the new Mad Decent Podcast with Dirty South Joe who fucing MURDERS the classics, its like an ol house monday all star mix, holy shit, SO GOOD and to boot done live with no headphones (I saw Dirty South Joe Live in B-more this past friday and he killed it with No Headphones)
Dirty South Joe - Maddecent Podcast History of B-More Club vol. 1
Here's the playlist with commentary by the godfather Scottie B
Here's the tracklisting, along with a word or two from Scottie B to put things in perspective:
1. Andrew Dice Clay - Mother Goose (Dance Club Instrumental)
"Woke Technics out of a sleep over this."
2. Petra & Co - Just Let Go (dub)
"One of those house jawns that bridged club."
3. Oji - Original Man
"Great take on number 2."
4. Masters At Work - The Ha Dance
"See 2."
5. Circle Children - Zulu (Braxton Intro)
"See 2."
6. Pirates Of The Caribbean - Tu No Sabe
"See 2 again...Armand again!!!"
7. Big City - Spanish Lesson
"DJ Freeze...people was like "oh shit!!!""
8. Greed - Give Me
"See 2...house was BIGGGG!!!"
9. S.o.S. - Crank This Mutha
"One of several takes on a DJ Food track."
10. Hoovers & Spraycans - Hoovers & Spraycans
"First ravey jawn for the Baltimore crowd."
11. Stereo MCs - On 33 (45 King Dub)
"One of the linchpins."
12. ? - Let The Pros Go
"UK hip house rules Bmore!!"
13. Barbara Tucker - I Get Lifted The Beat
"See 2 again."
14. KW Griff - Odells Beat
"Modern example of the old school sound."
15. II Da Life - Go
"One of the first Bmores nobody ever mentions."
16. Ultraworld - Life After Death
"See 2 again and again!"
17. The Blunted Dummies - House For All (S-Man's Deep In The Vibe Edit)
"Best selling Unruly jawn ever."

Next our good homie Emynd makes his Unruly debut with a digital only release including this track for free
emynd - to all my haters
Plus he is about to drop a bass mix with 4 Am Jess to promote his apperance at Serg from Beer and Rap's Monthly SF throwdown entitled Face Up Ass Down. Serg is our dude and his wife is the lovely dj Stef and if you live around SF and don't hip this party you'se an idiot.

RIP K-SWIFT

I feel blessed to have been able to take a 9 hour bus ride out to b-more this weekend to have seen her spin. She was so good. Sincerest respect and love to all her friends, family, and fans of her. She will be missed.


this is taking from the maddecent blog
from Dirty South Joe:

It’s with the deepest regret, the heaviest heart, and in a state of an almost paralyzing shock that we’re to report that the Queen of Baltimore Club Music died last night due to a drowning accident in the swimming pool at her home. This information is coming directly from our family at Unruly, and as soon as a more detailed explanation is available, we’ll be sure to pass that info along.

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Will, heart and faith, are all of the traits that this female, Baltimore native, ascertained, in order to excel in a male dominated, hustle-minded, fast paced industry. Khia Edgerton a.k.a the “Club Queen K-Swift” was born and raised in Baltimore, Maryland on October 19,1980. Growing up, she had many influences to help drive her into what some might say is a successful music career and others her destiny. Her influences were Cocoa Channel and Jazzy Joyce along with her father who had an immense passion for music. K-Swift began DJing at the age of 11; now 14 years later, she’s not only Baltimore’s only female DJ, but she’s also the only female Mix Show Coordinator in the country! Her desires to become a professional, well-known DJ were met with numerous obstacles. She received a lot of skepticism from males however; she never let that phase her. Her formula for brushing off all the haters was to just do her own thing and stay focused. Long hours spent working to enhance her DJ skills paid off.

At the age of 18, she was offered an internship at Radio One of Baltimore; 92Q Jams. From this point on, her will, faith, and formula quickly began to turn her yesterday’s dream into a reality. That same year she began producing shows for the station, the first being the Mark Young Show, followed by the Neke @ Night Show. Two years later, her impressive and consistent performance as an intern landed her a job with 92Q, where she officially became the first female DJ on the “Q”. She began DJing for a show that she and an on-air personality, Neke produced, which was called Ladies Night. That show was a big hit, therefore her new offer to be an on air personality was inevitable. After becoming an on-air personality, she then was presented with an opportunity to mix for the “Big Phat Morning Show”. Benefiting from that opportunity and growing as a DJ, she held this position for two years. She then decided to continue to expand her horizons, as she switched from part time to full time. Once she became a full time DJ she began taking over the night show from 6-10 on the Q with her co-host Reggie Reg. Not a surprise that this show became the number one night show in Baltimore. Oh, and it doesn’t stop there, she just doesn’t stop. As changes were being made at the station she remained as the late night DJ, now with co-host Squirrel Wyde, which is currently the number one night show in Baltimore.

K-Swift plays at all the hottest clubs & parties in Baltimore; her fan base is beyond celebrity status. She mixes for all the high school parties as well as in the mall for Downtown Locker Room a popular urban retailer of footwear, apparel, and music. Working at the Q opened numerous doors for K-Swift; she’s done big shows with HOT artist like Paula Campbell and Lil Mo. She‘s a member of the hottest DJ’s in the country known as the Violator All Star DJ’s, as well as the all female squad MURDA MAMIS. Her expertise as a DJ, and her career as an on air personality aren’t the limits of her capabilities. She is also the proud owner of her own Graphics Company, and Production and Management Company (Club Queen Entertainment), while simultaneously selling her own mix Cd’s on her website and in stores across the United States. In addition to all those hats that she wears, she’s also the ONLY female Record Pool Director in Baltimore for Direct Drive Record Pool. K-Swift is just unstoppable. She’s unique and unpredictable. She always bringing the hottest and latest music, not only does she bring hype to the party through her mixing skills, but her aggressive voice on the mike boosts the entire experience. Her love for what she does along with her caring and outgoing personality has taken her to the top, but she’s never going to settle. There’s so much more out there that she would like to pursue. Her goal right now is to go on tour with a major artist, and excel at being an entrepreneur. K-Swift is definitely a woman that the music industry doesn’t want to sleep on, she conquers any and all obstacles that come her way, and her drive should let you know that she can’t stop, and won’t stop, until she’s done it all.

She carried a mysterious, almost mythic quality about herself and her craft to some of us club music fanatics outside of Baltimore. We’ve always known that she had the ability to make and break artists in her city, and that she held it down on 92Q radio, but until this past weekend, I don’t think we knew the first thing about her. Her Dj sets at the My Crew Be Unruly party at the Paradox, and at the Artscape festival the next day (with DJ Class) were nothing short of incredible. Friday night at the Dox was so devastating in fact, that her jaw dropping set actually had Diplo nervous about following her, and I’ve NEVER heard him admit anything similar of the sort before then. He and I literally talked about her all day yesterday. The conversation was something to the effect of “Isn’t K Swift the most awesome person in the history of awesomeness?!” and then we’d compare notes about how effortlessly cool, and what an immensely talented dj she was. Shawn Caesar says she couldn’t stop talking about how excited she was to have been spinning with Diplo, and how much she was looking forward to working with all of us in the nearest future…WTF? THIS ISN’T FAIR!

Shawn, Scottie and the rest of the Unruly fam, I have no idea what yall are going through…especially Shawn because I know you were as close as family to each other. Your loss is our loss, and what this beautiful and talented woman brought to the table can not ever be replaced. She was a pioneer in her field and she expanded that vista almost every day to include more and more successes. I’m so sorry, Baltimore. We love you!

Rest In Peace K Swift, The Queen Of Baltimore and Club Music worldwide.

Tonight at the scissor test me and evaredy celebrate K-Swift and Baltimore Club music, no cover, 2 dollar pbrs, and it goes down at the Red Door in Portsmouth, NH

B-MORE

Catch me in b-more at this ridicolous party look at the fucking line up, then I am hanging at whartscape with Human Host


Big post when I get back

cream shampoo...what it do

can you find a record deal for my brother? No, I can't
kool keith - little girls
cause sometimes you just need to do a kool keith post

Tuesday scissor test with Buzzard

Tuesday July 15th we got god buzzard playing the scissor test (think a bunch of weirod drone freak out shit, its like suicidal tendencies making out with suicide)no cover, we got them 2 dollar pbrs, and I'll be playing all them records you love with evaredy all night

As always it goes down at the red door

celebrate!!!

wait a minute A-Rod has been seduced by Madonna and kaballa and goes into a trance anytime a madonna video plays on the tv (well thats what his ex trainer tells anyone with a camera)

Wow, its great to be a red sox fan on this day. And to be honest I have just been looking for an excuse to post this mp3. This is the perfect track for dudes who like to dance with their shirts off. And yes,we all know A Rod so fierce, and definitely a dude who does not wear a shirt while he dances, and we at drunk and focused say god bless his ability to be a total tool, and of course hit home runs when it does not matter. Mickey Mantle would be proud.
stardust/madonna - music sounds better with you (thunderpuss 2000 holiday mix)

gotta have old house music every monday

marshall jefferson - move ya body house anthem remix
Not much to say about this track other than its the remix of one the most famous house tracks ever. So essential.

Side note I am visiting my girl, she is a tennis pro at some country club for rich folk, and I was searching for a place to buy a coffee and opened a door thinking it was an entrance and it turned out it was the fire alarm door, and a huge siren went off. And their was foreigners being taught some form of dancing in the corner, and all I wanted was a coffee and instead I turned the place into this

I rule

FREAKOUT

So dude Justin calls me yesterday an hour before he is supposed to play a show with the fucking silver apples to tell me, "Hey dude I forget to tell you I am playing a show with the silver apples tonight." Man what an asshole. He never posts and never tells me when his playing with awesome bands.

But regardless come check out his really awesome band MMOSS tonight at the first of the soon to be monthly freakout parties at scissor test.
bubble puppy - hot smoke and sasafras

ol house monday even though perv don't know jack

salamandos - jack that dick
I don't really know jack about this song other than I think it was re-released on a 12 inch that came out 2005. Either that was a re-release or these dude was really good at making his shit sound like some old jack shit. Somebody hit me up with some more info on this dude. Also if you never saw this movie, do yourself a favor and watch it. Its really dope.

This is what I am doing sunday morning

This is probably the greatest dance show ever made. It's from Detroit and called The New Dance show, and its like Dance Party USA, expect it doesn't suck, or have the token really chubby akward white girl, which is always funny, but I don't want to see her freaking to detroit techno, and booty bass shit. Also added awesomeness in the commericials halfway through the clip.

Yo did you know if you had been doing improvements to your house you could have gotting credit, regardless of how bad your previous credit is? The dude just doesn't care and keeps screaming give that man credit. And did every club in detroit used to be some sort of strip club?

Check out the dudes in the blue suit....wow I need to hire these guys just to come dance when I play out
And finally one of the best tag teams ever. They are like the midnight express of dance music, all they need is james. e. cornette with a tennis racket

CELTICS

sorry Bonner

ol house monday

night crawlers - push the feeling on

EDDIE!

I'm not crying
It's just been raining
on my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks
Please. Pleasee, don't tell my mates
I'm not crying
No, I'm not crying
And if I am crying
It's not because of you
It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine who you don't know who is dying
That's right, dying
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me
I've just been cutting onions
I'm making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I'm not crying
No
There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I'm not weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand
For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland
I'm not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They've been looking around
They're like searching for you
They've been looking for you
Even though I told them not to
These aren't tears of sadness
They're tears of joy
I'm just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha ha
I'm sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
How come we've reached this fork in the road
And yet it cuts like a knife'
I'm not crying
I'm not crying
I'm not cry-y-y-y-
-y-y-y-y-ing

dude

what the hell is up with this picture of Dana Carvey? Between the bad hair, and shitty make up he looks a like a wierd lesbian elf. The bastard child of Martin Short and Ellen Degenerous, seriously what the fuck is up garth?

Also new mix coming SOON, in honor of the impending freakout and a sequal to wire influenced mix the king stay the king, word.

tonight at the scissor test

Eat Cloud will be playing, its the first time he's played back in NH since the Manitoba show, and the first time at scissor test in too long. Scissor Test hearts eat cloud, he really dope. Don't forget Brian Levin and Truman Peyote are playing too! Starts at 9

This remix always sounds ten times better when it is the summer. In the winter I would never drop this, but now its one of those nice early warm up records. You also realize Akon is on it right. Yeah he was in the refugee camp who knew?
fugees - fu-gee-la(refugee camp global mix)

its too hot...ol house monday

It's too hot in the east right now, no I am not talking to you Jeru, I am talking to the sun. We had a deal and you broke it by burning me. If I get cancer from this we are fistfighting you son of a bitch. Now an acid house remix of New Order, and why cause I am clever and this is the 808 state so hot remix.
new order - blue monday (808 State So hot remix)

Also big shout out to Emynd and Bo Bliz who stopped by NH this friday to kill it at the scissor test party with some dope djing(even if the cover made sure we djed to absolutely nobody whoever goes to scissor test, what can I say my crowd likes cheap beer, booty music and coming to the club only on tuesdays). The 3 Year anniversary month, yeah its a month long celebration now, and yes we like de la soul on their third album, yes ego tripping,continues tomorrow with a huge scissor test show with Eat Cloud, Brian Levin, and boston's Truman Peyote. Its free at the Red Door in Portsmouth, NH 107 State Street and as always no cover, and we got you covered with them 2 dollar pbrs.

TONITE!!! Emynd and Bo Bliz at the 3 year Anniversary of Scissor Test

8-1 come party tonight at the Red Door. Me and evaredy will be doing a warm up set from 8-10:30 before Emynd and Bo Bliz step up and kill the place. 2 dollar pbr dranks till 10, so come out early and get drunk on cheap beer and stay late and get drunk on fancy drank and the sounds of Emynd and Bo Bliz. Now here are two songs I won't be playing tonight, I got to do one of them proper warm up sets, but come out tuesday and I'll drop them.
megadeath - symphony of destruction

burial - archangle (boy 8 bit remix)

we famous

Fuck Aresenio Hall, scissor test too famous for him
scissor test

God Bless You Keith Sweat volume 2: fuck a criminal (literally)

Ahh man imagine if Keith Sweat was a detective, you know fighting crime and shit, and how cool would he be? Really fucking cool. I am talking McNulty times ten, I am talking a handsome version of the short fat guy with a moustache from NYPD Blue, I am talking William Shatner from whatever cop show he was on, TJ Hooker or some shit. I am talking about the best damn detective you ever did see. I am talking Keith Sweat in the Twisted video.

So video starts off at 6 pm at the commissioners’ ball. We see Keith looking dapper in a black and white suit with no tie. He is a rebel, and rebels don't wear any fucking ties. Then we some hot broad flirt with Keith before we cut to a scene were some baldheaded Asian dude is shot and robbed for his chain by some good looking female. The assailant runs by and Keith just looks up cool like it isn’t a thing a masked assailant ran by. This is why Keith is the best nothing fazes him. Turns out the assailant is the same hot broad that was hitting on him from before. Yep small fucking world. Next we go to Keith in a suave all white suite with some backup singers dancing and singing. Then we cut to Keith investigating the bathroom stall where the murder happened, and we realize then Keith is definitely going to solve this case. Then we cut back to more Keith singing and bobbing his head all in white. So awesome, I imagine five girls just got pregnant from watching this scene. Side note how next level are Keith's hand motions? All right here is where it gets awesome cause Keith finds out where the on the run broad lives and comes there, first with pistol in hand, then he realizes girl just wants to bang him as she holds handcuffs out with a come hither I need some Keith Sweat sperm look. This should be a Wikipedia term - need keith sweat sperm an affliction held by most ladies in his presence. We assume they bang and then dramatic cut to the phone- Keith picks up he says, "hello." Then we realize it’s the on the run girl, yes the one he banged, and she is on the fire escape with cops surrounding her, turns out she hung herself. Yes, bitch is dead. Keith looks up with that familiar stare of yeah I banged her, and I solved the case, fuck you david caruso, fuck you.

God Bless you keith sweat, god bless you

ol house monday

petra - just let go
Holy shit is this video awesome. Its like an all white episode of soul train. God bless them belgians.

ohh be on the lookout drunkandfocused.com is coming soon

And remember No Talent show at the scissor test tomorrow

you know what to do rock the park fool

Just over one week away from the 3 year scissor test anniversary show with Emynd and Bo Bliz. To get you properly hyped here is a new track from Emynd that should be dropping on vinyl this summer and you can grab that track right here
Emynd - Rock the park
or at their sight where you can dl a bunch of dope tracks from those young bols of Philly
cross faded bacon
As usual Emynd kills this track, and you can come see him and Bo Bliz murder the Red Door Next friday, and don't forget to get there early for the 2 Dollar Pbr warm up set from me and evaredy.

Keith Sweat Videos vol. 1

Time to get focused again and get this blog back to its glory days in a new feature we call breaking down Keith Sweat videos. For those who don't know Keith Sweat maybe the smoothest dude in the universe. They say ladies love cool james, and some do, but all bitches love Keith Sweat. How do I know this lets look at the evidence.

the video starts off with LL in bed with no shirt of course, and he probably has just licked his lips seventy four times, and he is picking up the phone. We assume its some broad calling LL who is wearing a baseball cap. He looks aight, and I am sure some girls dig that look. But then comes Keith. Fucking Keith in all purple suit, looking like a fly peacock, and he even makes sure he matches his girl and the rooms decor. So many candles, so many panties already dropping. Then a random interspersed shot of Keith Sweat's crew looking like some left over boyz II men and than LL arguing with his girl in a parking lot wearing an AC Slater inspired leather jacket, while Keith keeps it smooth by sitting on the hood of a car rubbing his girls arm. Then we cut back to LL in bed hugging a pillow whining on the phone to some girl whose mind is probably on Keith Sweat. The song continues as LL continues to lament his love who seems to have no interest in him, and Keith just sings in the background while whispering sweet nothings in his girls ear. Then this girl leaves LL, so my man goes to the movies, you know get his head correct. But goddamn guess who is there? His girl, word, and we have a nice shot of LL staring at her while she is on her date a row behind. I think they want to see Beverly Hills Cop 2, and I am assuming this video was probably made when Eddie Murphy was still kind of funny. Also LL should have known this was going down as he rap about he caught the girl on the phone a couple times but it was always her cousin. Man in the words of Biz Markie "don't even give me that." The video continues with LL's torment and Keith Sweat feeling up his girl, dressed like a fashionable 80's banker. Then it ends with LL and his girl depressed, and Keith Sweat banging some girl who looks like an extra from a BBD "poison" video, tight red dress and all.

God Bless You Keith Sweat

don't hold back it's house monday

Blaps Posse - Don't hold back remix

ol HOuse monday

blunted dummies - yo yo where the hoes at

why is the ceiling moving like a fan

Ahh some good old Biz Markie.
biz markie - biz is going off

old house tuesday we dish and tell

house of venus - dish and tell

tonite at the scissor just me and evaredy playing the finest in rap, soul, club, and house all night long (well to 1 am) and no cover and we got you covered with them 2 dollar pbrs

scissor test

Shit this is a festival, three touring acts, some of the best live acts in the area, and me djing. So big we should call it fake titties. We are doing it bigger than anyone in the area. Fuck everyone y'all can eat a dick if you ain't down with us. Ice cube is with me say word.

ice cube - no vaseline

ol house monday dance mothers(fucka)

mike dunn -dance motha

House music ya momma can dance too! Mothers day is in a week make sure you get her a present.

its thursday come do dumb thangs with the drunk and focused posse

Drunk and Focused posse in full effect tonight at the Red Door from 9-1. Me and evaredy will be playing the finest rap, soul, house and club music all night long. Like this track from Ice Cube
ice cube - doing dumb shit