we famous

Fuck Aresenio Hall, scissor test too famous for him
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God Bless You Keith Sweat volume 2: fuck a criminal (literally)

Ahh man imagine if Keith Sweat was a detective, you know fighting crime and shit, and how cool would he be? Really fucking cool. I am talking McNulty times ten, I am talking a handsome version of the short fat guy with a moustache from NYPD Blue, I am talking William Shatner from whatever cop show he was on, TJ Hooker or some shit. I am talking about the best damn detective you ever did see. I am talking Keith Sweat in the Twisted video.

So video starts off at 6 pm at the commissioners’ ball. We see Keith looking dapper in a black and white suit with no tie. He is a rebel, and rebels don't wear any fucking ties. Then we some hot broad flirt with Keith before we cut to a scene were some baldheaded Asian dude is shot and robbed for his chain by some good looking female. The assailant runs by and Keith just looks up cool like it isn’t a thing a masked assailant ran by. This is why Keith is the best nothing fazes him. Turns out the assailant is the same hot broad that was hitting on him from before. Yep small fucking world. Next we go to Keith in a suave all white suite with some backup singers dancing and singing. Then we cut to Keith investigating the bathroom stall where the murder happened, and we realize then Keith is definitely going to solve this case. Then we cut back to more Keith singing and bobbing his head all in white. So awesome, I imagine five girls just got pregnant from watching this scene. Side note how next level are Keith's hand motions? All right here is where it gets awesome cause Keith finds out where the on the run broad lives and comes there, first with pistol in hand, then he realizes girl just wants to bang him as she holds handcuffs out with a come hither I need some Keith Sweat sperm look. This should be a Wikipedia term - need keith sweat sperm an affliction held by most ladies in his presence. We assume they bang and then dramatic cut to the phone- Keith picks up he says, "hello." Then we realize it’s the on the run girl, yes the one he banged, and she is on the fire escape with cops surrounding her, turns out she hung herself. Yes, bitch is dead. Keith looks up with that familiar stare of yeah I banged her, and I solved the case, fuck you david caruso, fuck you.

God Bless you keith sweat, god bless you

ol house monday

petra - just let go
Holy shit is this video awesome. Its like an all white episode of soul train. God bless them belgians.

ohh be on the lookout drunkandfocused.com is coming soon

And remember No Talent show at the scissor test tomorrow

you know what to do rock the park fool

Just over one week away from the 3 year scissor test anniversary show with Emynd and Bo Bliz. To get you properly hyped here is a new track from Emynd that should be dropping on vinyl this summer and you can grab that track right here
Emynd - Rock the park
or at their sight where you can dl a bunch of dope tracks from those young bols of Philly
cross faded bacon
As usual Emynd kills this track, and you can come see him and Bo Bliz murder the Red Door Next friday, and don't forget to get there early for the 2 Dollar Pbr warm up set from me and evaredy.

Keith Sweat Videos vol. 1

Time to get focused again and get this blog back to its glory days in a new feature we call breaking down Keith Sweat videos. For those who don't know Keith Sweat maybe the smoothest dude in the universe. They say ladies love cool james, and some do, but all bitches love Keith Sweat. How do I know this lets look at the evidence.

the video starts off with LL in bed with no shirt of course, and he probably has just licked his lips seventy four times, and he is picking up the phone. We assume its some broad calling LL who is wearing a baseball cap. He looks aight, and I am sure some girls dig that look. But then comes Keith. Fucking Keith in all purple suit, looking like a fly peacock, and he even makes sure he matches his girl and the rooms decor. So many candles, so many panties already dropping. Then a random interspersed shot of Keith Sweat's crew looking like some left over boyz II men and than LL arguing with his girl in a parking lot wearing an AC Slater inspired leather jacket, while Keith keeps it smooth by sitting on the hood of a car rubbing his girls arm. Then we cut back to LL in bed hugging a pillow whining on the phone to some girl whose mind is probably on Keith Sweat. The song continues as LL continues to lament his love who seems to have no interest in him, and Keith just sings in the background while whispering sweet nothings in his girls ear. Then this girl leaves LL, so my man goes to the movies, you know get his head correct. But goddamn guess who is there? His girl, word, and we have a nice shot of LL staring at her while she is on her date a row behind. I think they want to see Beverly Hills Cop 2, and I am assuming this video was probably made when Eddie Murphy was still kind of funny. Also LL should have known this was going down as he rap about he caught the girl on the phone a couple times but it was always her cousin. Man in the words of Biz Markie "don't even give me that." The video continues with LL's torment and Keith Sweat feeling up his girl, dressed like a fashionable 80's banker. Then it ends with LL and his girl depressed, and Keith Sweat banging some girl who looks like an extra from a BBD "poison" video, tight red dress and all.

God Bless You Keith Sweat

don't hold back it's house monday

Blaps Posse - Don't hold back remix

ol HOuse monday

blunted dummies - yo yo where the hoes at

why is the ceiling moving like a fan

Ahh some good old Biz Markie.
biz markie - biz is going off

old house tuesday we dish and tell

house of venus - dish and tell

tonite at the scissor just me and evaredy playing the finest in rap, soul, club, and house all night long (well to 1 am) and no cover and we got you covered with them 2 dollar pbrs

scissor test

Shit this is a festival, three touring acts, some of the best live acts in the area, and me djing. So big we should call it fake titties. We are doing it bigger than anyone in the area. Fuck everyone y'all can eat a dick if you ain't down with us. Ice cube is with me say word.

ice cube - no vaseline

ol house monday dance mothers(fucka)

mike dunn -dance motha

House music ya momma can dance too! Mothers day is in a week make sure you get her a present.

its thursday come do dumb thangs with the drunk and focused posse

Drunk and Focused posse in full effect tonight at the Red Door from 9-1. Me and evaredy will be playing the finest rap, soul, house and club music all night long. Like this track from Ice Cube
ice cube - doing dumb shit

old house monday

New name for mondays same old house music. We figured we just call it what it is. Anyway hear is the Ghosties- ghosties -ghost in my house, which was jacked to become whores in the house. When I start ripping more of my old vinyl I'll throw that track up, but for now enjoy the radio friendly version.

Speaking of the radio I was on ghost dad's show and dropped a lot of old house records, rap music, and some suicidal tendencies. It was a fun time and you can find the audio to it over at ghostdad's site mofo radio

I took Rakim's advice for the picture there and didn't smile, but I am far too handsome to be menacing. It's really a shame

freak out friday

Freak out friday is now here, a day we dedicate to weirdo rock music. Keep chasing the dragon my friends
jade warrior - dragonfly day

rap music

I like rap music. Tuesday at the scissor test is a rAp show. I'll be playing rap records like this brand nubian joint with evaredy. Word is bond on that.

word is bond

word is bond remix

I am going to brick city, anywhere know where redman is going to be sunday?

Yo hopefully y'all tuned into mofo radio Wednesday night and heard your boy playing dem records, errr mp3s. Shit I kept it strictly radio and just played tracks so for the dudes that like listening to the full 6 minute versions of all your late eighties and early 90's house and hip-house y'all would have been in heaven the first hour and half. After that, and some interviewing by Ghost Dad where I probably lost a couple gigs in boston, I blame dj stanley (next few days we will have the audio of the radio show and a full breakdown of who dj stanley is). Then I told a story how I caused the east-west coast feud because of pmd's new single, and then I played some suicidal tendecies.

which someone imed into the show came out in 1983, which blew my mind because I was one years old in 83, and always thought this record came out like in 89-90. I am glad I been educated. then I played some eat cloud records and that rave venetian snares track that tested the waters of how much saying fuck you can get away with during safe harbor hours (sorry ghost dad about that track), Anyway I am heading to NJ for the holiday, yes passover. Speaking of stoners new mix coming but not for sunday, cause real stoners get high everyday, 4/20 is like new years ever for drinkers, total amature hour. But look for the new mix sometime next week, and a new mix soon from me and evaredy that will heavy on the rap like monique is on a scale.

In honor of New Jersey here is an artifacts track and a lords of the underground video
artifacts - wrong side of da tracks

radio tonite

Catch me on Ghostdad's mofo radio tonight from 10-1. If your in the boston area you can catch it on 90.3, or if you on the internet wzbc.org

And if you missed the scissor test last night you should be ashamed. Ghost Dad killed it. Brian Levin killed it. Asami Yamazaki scared the white folks. I started the night playing all booty shit for the kids on the dancefloor like this
dj fatman - feels great
and ended the night playing all chicago house and detroit techno
jackmaster - one trac mind

slacking on your macking cause raw's what you lacking

Big ol scissor test tonite with live performances from Brian Levin who you may know from the many great bands he has played in like my personal favorite antithesisters
He will be doing a solo set but he will be playing with some awesome folks tontie so come out and be amazed

Next we have the scissor test debut of Asami yamazaki who does some crazy electronic glitch shit that was birth out of the mind of the loniliest girl in tokyo
Asami Yamazaki

And cause we love going overboard we are bringing out one of Boston's finest djs Ghost Dad to make you shake your ass like a girl having a seizure during a booty shaking contest
ghost dad

I think I am going to play a lot of tracks tonight that sounds like this tonight
venetian snares - husikiam rave dojo

the tuss - rush up I bank

it's too hot!

finally warm weather

Yeah yeah yeah lack of posts but big things coming and ghostdad at scissor test this tuesday and a new mix in the works for you stoners
Now here is a track to listen to while drinking beer, watching baseball on a warm 60 degree day
kurious - I am Kurious