i know you ain't a pimp, but pimp remember what i taught ya

Beat Perv and myself will be at the red door tonight. Come through.

I am eating so many salmon

Big Soprano's recap by the end of the week cause these days I am eating so much salmon in a multi-million beach house thinking of scams to pay off court fees for calling a cop a cunt (it costs about 400 if you are wondering). But in the mean time watch some aphex twin videos

I can't feel my ears

My favorite rock band the antithesisters done got back together and is playing tonite at the the scissor test which you all should be at. After they destroy your ears me and evaredy will be playing a special I can't feel my ears bass and booty party.

Here come the Lords

Still Humping the American Dream

This week's Soprano's episode was like Andre 3000's recent remix killing spree where he started rapping again to show he was still better than 99 percent of all them rappers in their nightgown length white tees.

The show starts off with Tony and Chris meeting with Phil to discuss the asbestos removal. Phil wants 25 percent now or no more dumping. Driving back to Jersey Tony and Chris debate whether or not to give in. Tony is steadfast in his refusal because it would set a bad precedent with a new boss. Chris is more flexible and tells Tony he should give it to him.

As they are driving Tony notices Chris is all fidgety and can't leave the radio alone. After Chris pops in the Departed soundtrack, and that fucking god awful comfortably numb remix, he zones out and swerves into the other lane of traffic and crashes his SUV down a hill. Tony is able to get out of the wreck with a banged up face and bruised knee and goes to help Chris, who is bleeding out of the mouth and begging Tony to get him out of there because he can't pass a drug test. Tony then looks straight through him, and into the backseat where a tree branch has jutted through the window and pierced the baby seat in the back, and decides to put Chris out of his misery once and for all by suffocating Chris as he dies choking on his own blood. Tony then calls 911.

Tony seems unaffected by this death, and is instead, happy to have rid himself of a potential future problem. Chris, who was was once Tony's hand picked successor, constantly disappointed Tony to the point where Tony felt he was more of a liability than anything else. In a dream sequence with Dr. Melfi Tony admits he is glad Chris is dead because he was a sniveling drug addict who could turn state's evidence on him at any time, and then concludes by ranting about how much help and pity he gave Chirs concluding with, "Guess what pity produces in the recipient? They shit on your pity."

It seems in these final episodes we are finally witnessing the exact ruthless, paranoid, and calculating nature that is Tony. It seems in previous seasons the show almost seemed designed for us to give a free pass to Tony's horrible actions, and many times almost feel sorry for him. This season we realize to get to the position he is in he needed all this ruthlessness, which enabled him the ability to kill a best friend like Pussy, or near son like Chris without any seeming remorse or pity, and instead he felt a sense of relief after it was done. They were weak, and one day could eventually bring down Tony, so in order to avoid future problems he took care of those potential issues and liabilities. If we root for Tony then we root for evil and in previous seasons this type of proposition was something we could easily deal with because there was always someone seemingly more sinister and ruthless on the horizon who detracted from Tony's inherent evil nature. It was similar to Menace II Society where we could root for Caine, and forget all his faults simply because O- Dog was the craziest motherfucker alive (anyone want a cheeseburger?) and his actions were always more heinous and irrational than those of Caine. But now we see that the most ruthless and conniving son of a bitch has always been Tony. All his vices, be it women, gambling, or excess, have been on display this season. Which leads the audience to wonder whether we should root for his eventual downfall, or rather, root for his makavelian perseverance and willingness to do anything to achieve his American dream.

At the wake Tony and his crew remark at how elegant and beautiful Chris's widow looks(also of note is how Tony seems to be enthralled at her titty when she feeds the baby a few days later leading us to wonder if this scenario is going to play out like the Cleaver movie and end with Tony sleeping with her). That same night as the wake for Chris is also a wake for Paulie's mom. When Tony and Carmela head to Paulie's mom's wake after coming from Chris' wake Paulie is upset that nobody came to his mother's wake and complains he got 500 prayer cards that will go to waste. Tony tells him well at least he was there which for the moment appeases Paulie.

Elsewhere we see the two Jasons telling AJ not to let his cousin's death get to him. The next day they are hanging out at their frat when one of the Jason's comes back with food and opens his car door which picks off a random college dude on his bike. After he gets flipped over from the car door he gets pissed off at one of the Jasons which ultimately leads to a beat down for him from Jason and his crew. AJ looks at this beat-down with horror. The next day at therapy is depressed because of the incident and wonders why everything is so "fucked up" and why "everyone can't just get along." It seems AJ feels something Tony never has and that is empathy for the victim of how they prosper in life.

Tony decides he needs to escape New Jersey and leaves for Las Veags on a private plane. While there he meets up with an old girlfriend of Chris, who is a beautiful stripper who uses her vocation to pay her school bills. Tony breaks the news to her that Chris is dead and then sleeps with her. The next day they are hanging out and Tony mentions drugs and how he could never take them because he was always so responsible and in charge. Tony decides to say fuck it and drops peyote with the girl and trips out over vegas. During his trip he breaks his losing streak in gambling, resulting in him keeling over laughing so hard, and eventually ends out in the desert shouting at the sky he finally "gets it."
boards of canada - roygbiv

Donuts, Milk and a Pop Tune

The Drunk and Focused Posse have done invaded VE Radio one more time.
beat pervert and evaredy - Donuts, Milk and a Pop Tune podcast
01. "New Hampshire" - Sonic Youth (2004 Geffen) Prod. by Sonic Youth
02. "Throw It Up" Remix (acapella) Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz (2003 TVT Records) Prod. by Lil Jon
03. "Pencha" - Autechre (1997 Warp Records) Prod. by Autechre
04. "Knuck if You Buck" Acappella - Crime Mob (2004 Warner Bros.) Prod. by Lil Jay
05. "All is Full of Love" Plaid Remix - Björk (2003 Peacefrog Records) Prod. by Plaid
06. "Dead Dogs Two" Boards Of Canada Remix - cLOUDDEAD (2003 Big Dada) Prod. by Boards of Canada
07. "Diplo Electric Manatee Final Mixdown" - Piano Overlord (2005 Money Studies) Prod. by Diplo
08. "Ballers" - Project Pat (1999 Relativity Promo) Prod. by ?
09. ShakeyFace "Crazy, Crazy Like A Fox" (Adventure Time's Seafoam Flip) - Adventure Time (2004 Plug Research) Prod. by Adventure Time
10. "Sundown" - Daedelus (2006 Mush Recordings) Prod. by Daedelus
11. "A Bit Patchy Club Theme" - Emynd (2007 Flamin Hotz) prod. by Emynd
12. "Supastar" - DJ Blaqstar (2007 Mad Decent) Prod. by DJ Blaqstar
13. "Doo Dew Rock" Remix - DJ Technics (? King of Club Recordings/Clubtrax)
14. "PYT" - DJ Debonair Samir (2005 Unruly Records) Prod. by DJ Debonair Samir
15. "Whores in the House" - Rod Lee (1992 Deco Records) Prod. by Rod Lee
16. "We Want Some Pussy!" 89 House Remix - 2 Live Crew (1989 Luke Skyywalker Records)

This here mix is done in that old fashioned style known as Scissor Test, which is the now gonna be two year weekly I run. We even made sure to drop some b-more for that old hater Lemon Red, who even though now rides hard for b-more and works for Mad Decent, used to hate the fuck out of your boy beat pervert when I would go into b-more at the early days of the scissor test. This was before we sold our soul to rock n roll and actual packed crowds. (young funwreck knows the deal)

Once more drunk, never focused.

The Korean soap opera took a left turn today. Incredibly downplayed. Esukuya and her goddamn husband. I'm convinced the subtitles are way off. They're too terse, Hemingway style. But she married into that family so that's what she gets. Show over. On to the subtitled French news. "Rioting" in Paris. Fuck Paris. Paris hasn't been worth a damn since the French New Wave. Unrest in Paris. Let's be honest, the French can't riot. Their last riot went so well because it was mostly pissed off young Muslims. Not that I have any hate for the French. Beautiful language, beautiful women, beautiful culture, beautiful wine. But it's fun to bash them. Just like they have a whale of a time going on with their stereotypical American etceteras.

Another one of my short stories was rejected, the editor calling it "too experimental for our magazine". And my roommate Rick was turned down for a studio at the bigtime downtown artist space. So we went on a raid. Theft of steaks and Velveeta. Then whiskey. Fuck the American dollar. Drunk IMs:

TragedyMachine [3:32 PM]: there's no goddamn need for all the greatest books in the world to be about cocksuckers over 40
TragedyMachine [3:33 PM]: here's the shit-infested conundrum: all the great books are written by people over 40 who say that people in their 20's have nothing worthwhile to say. but what are all the great books about? people in their 40's writing about what happened to them in their 20's.
TragedyMachine [3:33 PM]: im not going to wait 20 years to write about whats happening to me NOW.
TragedyMachine [3:33 PM]: i'm burning down random house
TragedyMachine [3:33 PM]: i'm burning down harper collins
Beat Pervert [3:33 PM]: haha do it
TragedyMachine [3:34 PM]: i call for the death of American literature
Beat Pervert [3:44 PM]: paris is rioting

I remember St. Louis this time last year. Chino and his girl Wendy and D.B. coming in on a late-night freight and me pushing my American car another handful of miles from losing my job in Tulsa. All of us, kinetic in energy, holed up in Chino's downtown place. Vodka and milkshakes, someone getting their hands on peyote, long nights writing on the front porch while D.B. raps along to Kurtis Blow then switching to The Clash. And we could hear Chino and Wendy fuck like rabbits three floors up. Breeze off the Mississippi. And I made my spicy scrambled eggs and ham every morning. And then we all parted ways: Chino to LA, Wendy to Toronto, D.B. to Wyoming and me on my way back east to the mid-Atlantic comfort zone.

Pink Floyd records keep the balance in my head. My record player needs a new needle. I've got six dollars in my pocket but the rent's been paid. A week until we lose the electricity. And this chick is playing me for a fool, and goddammit I'll let her. She keeps the bed warm most nights. She won't last long. I leave for Mexico soon. She doesn't need to know.

My dick hasn't fallen off. I can still use my legs. I just ate a sandwich. All is well.

Onward.

-I saw it in a passing cloud.

time for some action

First things watch this video and look at the end after the brawl erupts for what we I am guessing is Redman playing too long and his crew is not appreciating the venue's attempt at trying to shut them down. But fast forward to the end and look at these girls faces as the brawl ends and the music comes back in and they wyle out as if nothing has happened, and instead Guy has made a guest appearance.

This episode of the soprano's was kind of like that.

The show starts off with AJ forgetting the golden rule in life that gangstar once taught me and that is even though the girl's look so goooood the motto is always on to the next ex.

couple things from this video is guru what the fuck is up with those glasses and one pant leg up? You look like a cross between dwayne wayne and ll cool j.

Also Guru trying to be good with the ladies just doesn't seem to work. Instead he looks like a dude who enrolled in a community college course called Too Short 401 and left with a D- in the class. Thank god for premier and that beat though. In fact Guru should start a new support group with group home called dudes who need premier to sound good. Hell they could start an army, or better yet a navy, with all them rappers who have nice voices, but don't say shit, and sound perfect over an old premier beat. (What up Jeru don't try to hide)

Back to the world that is gangsta and the fact we saw the bitch in you Aj over this whole Blanca shit. Yes girl is fine but lets face facts she is pushing 30, has a kid, and is a bit of a bitch. When your only 20 this is shit you don't need in your life, especially true if your rich and the son of the biggest and most powerful crime boss in NJ


Meadow feels he might be suicidal and Tony and carmela are worried and not sure what to do. Tony goes to therapy in hopes to quit, but soon realizes he can't because he gave his son the same depressive gene. After his therapy session we find him at the Bing when Carlo's and Patsy's son come in. They both seem to love life and have been making a lot of money for themselves and their fathers through running betting at Rutgers. Since they are having a party at the bing that weekend Tony tells them they should invite aj. At home Tony see's a sad aj and asked if they had called he said yes but he wasn't going to call them back because he didn't want to go. Tony tells him he has no choice and is going. Tony hopes that hanging out with kids his age and getting drunk and seeing titties will break him out of his funk.

This works(combined with an anti-depressant pill his shrink gives him) and AJ starts hanging out with them at their frat and being an enforcer of sorts simply because he is Tony Soprano JR. Which leads to a question raised earlier that might be playing out now in that Tony never wanted this life for AJ, but this episode he seemingly threw him into the game by hooking him up with these two baby gangsters, no weezy, whose fathers both work for Tony. We see a sort of change in AJ as he realizes he can turn the hurt and hate he feels into violence and power just as Tony had done before him. This notion is realized when they take AJ to collect on an outstanding gambling debt and we see Aj horrified yet seemingly enthralled and excited by the actions they are committing, which was torture to a student who owed them money by pouring acid on his feet He's only 20, which was close to the same age Tony was when he left school and devoted himself to the game full time, which means we might be witnessing the birth of AJ into the criminal world.

Elsewhere we saw the fractured relationship between Chris and Tony surface again which ended up with Chris shooting the hollywood script writer, and sometime junky, and guy who wrote Cleaver, in the head. Chris orginally went over there late night and drunk because of a beef between Paulie over Paulie having his nephew steal power saws from Chris's father in law. After they boost his father in law a second time Chris barges in on a a poker game with little Paulie and proceeds to beat his ass and throw him out of a window. This leads to Paulie taking his car and tearing up Chris's brand new lawn and flowers and scaring the shit out of his wife and newborn daughter. A couple days later Chris appologizes to Paulie and to show his sincerity takes a shot with him. This shot leads Chris to get drunk and focused drunk and after a few jokes by Paulie, at his expense, he barges out of the bar and proceeds to the writer's house. The writer whose name I forget (though I remember he once wore a Delicious Vinyl t-shirt in an episode a couple season's ago) doesn't want to listen to Chris,especially what he has done in the mafia, and at that point tells Chris to leave. Chris then decides that guy is right, he is in the mafia, and shoots him in the fucking head. he then drives back to his home and drunkenly puts back up a tree which had fallen when Paulie ruined his lawn.

still chasing it after all these years

If the Soprano's were Scarface this would have been the episode Tony put his head into a huge pile of coke and took a big sniff as we witness the final cracks in his armor leading to his ultimate destruction. The problem is gambling and Tony seems to be chasing a high he can no longer find. A sentiment echoed by Carmela as she asks him, "What are you chasing? Money? Or a high from winning?"

The problem is Tony is on top, yet he is still worried about money, the law, and all the other bullshit that comes when you choose to play the game.
crooked letterz- caught in the game
He seems more distant than ever from his crew and one wonders if things would be different had AJ been built for the game (what up Cormega) and could be groomed to take over for him and continue his legacy. He thought Christopher could take this role but Cleaver cemented the notion that this likely will not happen.


This episode also cemented that he is a man who is feared, and respected, but not truly well liked even by those we assumed were his good friends, such as Hesh. Hesh, who throughout the series has been seemingly almost a father figure to Tony, exemplified this notion that not everything is kosher with their relationship because of the fact Hesh loaned $200,000 to Tony to cover his gambling debts. Hesh asks if Tony had the money and Tony makes a big deal about it and then gives him only $3,000 and a Cleaver ball cap. A few days later Hesh stops by the bada bing and tony makes a bunch of jew jokes and gives him another $3,000. Hesh goes home and is worried and tells his son that he is getting bad vibes from tony and when is it cheaper for him to get rid of him rather than repay the debt. In the last two weeks two fo Tony's supposed closest friends have had visions of him wacking them which shows two things clearly; first Tony is still feared and respected, but more importantly secondly what does it say about Tony if even those closest to him are that worried about his actions and what he might do to either protect himself or clear a debt. And lets realize it ain't hard to tell Tony is still committed to the game full time, this ain't no half ass jay z last album I am too rich to care shit, this is fuck I am still too caught up in this shit and need to make money still hungry shit. Ala nas before he fell off
Nas - ain't hard to tell (og version thank stretch armstrong for this)
new order - bizarre love triangle
Elsewhere we find out Vito's son is now a weirdo goth kid (goth kids ruined a lot of good shit like new order and the cure for us regular white folk djs but we are taking it back and shitting on the goth kids who now listen to manson or slipknot or some shit...new goth kids are the lamest people in the world) who gets expelled from school for shitting in the showers and then stepping in it. Tony talks to Phil and tells him to take care of it because they are family. Phil says that Vito's wife is only his second cousin but he will talk to the kid. Phil tells the kid to be a man but it goes in one ear and out the other. Phil says he did his part now and Vito's wife asks Tony for a 100,000 to move to Maine to start over. Tony knowing Phil won't do shit says he will help her. Tony takes out the 100,000 but gambles it away. Instead of sending them to maine he enrolls little Vito into a bootcamp in Idaho or some way out there state that allows corporal punishment telling vito's wife, "There's no geographical solution to an emotional problem." Side note NH just passed a civil union bill which would have allowed Vito and Johnny Cakes to get married which ups reasons why NH ain't so bad to about four with those being you can see the drunk and focused posse dj live, you can get a civil union, no taxes, and if you over 18 you don't have to wear a seat belt. Thats right motherfucker live free or die.

Speaking of dudes not built for this AJ proposes to Bianca who at first agrees and then realizes AJ is punk who jumps up to get beatdown and has second thoughts and tells him they are done.

The show ends with Hesh's girl Renata dying of a heart attack in bed and Tony coming over and given Hesh the rest of the money he owes him and telling him "I'm sorry for your lost," and leaving the heartbroken hesh by himself.

casualities of war

This weeks Soprano starts of with Tony having to lam it to Miami after one of his first kills was dug up by the FBI. It was a bookie that he and Paulie had taken out back in 1982. Carmela makes an interesting comment that, "It's just, this is what life is still like, at our age?"

During the trip Tony becomes increasingly annoyed with Paulie who is a chatterbox and tends to talk a little to loosely about his business as Tony yells at him to keep quiet after he tells a random person at the hotel he was going to Miami. Tony reminds him they are supposed to be laying low right now. Also we find out that Tony used to look up to Paulie growing up because he was such a tough bastard and used to work with his father, johnny boy.


This trip also brought out Tony's suspicion that it was Paulie who told jonny Sac about the Ginny fat joke a few seasons ago that Ralphie said. Tony is relentless in trying to pry it out of Paulie that it was in fact him who said it but Paulie denies it was him over and over again. When they go on the boat trip we even sense that Tony was debating about whether or not to wack Paulie there and these suspicions are felt by Paulie who is a little worried about first getting on the boat which brought back memories of how they killed big pussy. Tony is almost reminding me of a less crazy and paranoid deniro at the end of goodfellas when he started to kill all the people connected to him for the big heist. It seems Tony is stuck between being able to finally enjoy all that he has worked for and the reality that if he slips once everything he has will be taken from him either by the cops or the game. Luckily for both of them the snitch told the cops that jackie aprile who did the murder so they are safe.


In NY the game done changed as Phil decided he had indeed paid the cost to be the boss and took out Doc and had his gunmen shoot him in the eye Moe Green style. This changes everything because we can't forget Phil still has longstanding animosity towards tony because of his cousin killing his brother. He was willing to let it go for Johnny sac's sake but now that he is in sole power of NY there is no way I can see him letting this go(especially after the bar speech last episode) and I think this will have a real impact on the power struggle between NY and NJ. Their beef was just starting up before Phil had his heart attack and think there issues will rise again as the series comes to a close.

Junior's last rise and fall was also witnessed in this episode as he was feeling good on his meds and started running poker games in the mental ward with the help of an Carter Chong, a fellow patient. Junior then flips out on this professor there and beats the shit out of him. In response to this the doctors raise his pills so high he can't function cause he is so tired. Carter realizes they are trying to numb him out so they devise a scheme so he doesn't have to take his pills anymore. After Junior pisses his pants while telling a joke, "Guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. 'I guess I'll have to spread my legs now,' she says. 'Why?' he asks. Don't you have a vase?"

The doctors realize he is not taking his pills because his meds stop him from pissing his pants. They give him an ultimatum and in response Junior starts taking his pills and loses all his vitality. This pisses of Carter to no end who looked up to Junior, and finally flips out and beats the shit out of Junior, who in return ends up even more numbed out with a broken arm, and petting a cat at the end of the episode.

You Thought P was Getting Soft?

If you thought En P was getting soft I went out and found me some new N.O.R.E for all of you to enjoy.

N.O.R.E ft. Jada and Kurupt - "Throw em Under the Bus"

and to show my soft side:

Trey Songz ft. Jim Jones - "Fly Together"

and Jim Jones getting a "facial":

Am I Really Posting Puff Daddy?

The remix of "last night" has it's own thing going on that I really like. I'm being a little soft for putting this up but I could care less. Puffy knows how to make some shit for the club. I could see this showing up on a BP and Everady mix. Plus, Big Boi rips it on his verse.

Puff Daddy - "Last Night" (remix ft. Big boi, Game and Rich Boy)

to all the nappy headed hoes of the world

Straight up fuck Imus for being wack, irrelevant, and pretty much non-existent these days but dude got a raw deal. While we here at drunk and focused don't condone calling the girls at rutgers nappy headed ho's ( and on Imus' defense dude has no idea what that term even fucking means) that bad joke fucking made them more famous than the team that beat them in the finals. I didn't see the Lady Volvs on Orpah, or Pat Summit getting a book deal. That comment was the best shit that could have ever happened to them girls so America needs to stop being such goddamn pussies and stop crying over bullshit that does not matter. If you can't take being called a nappy headed ho by an old crusty white guy who does not even know what it means and was making a bad joke you need to check yourself. You gonna tell me these girls are that fucking fragile? Hell, no wonder they lost then. From now on I will refer to them ladies as the girls who were not good enough to beat the actual best team in the nation, yes a bunch of girls who were lacking the talent to beat a team who were so much superior to themselves. Guess what Rutgers coach you don't deserve a book deal because you didn't win a fucking championship. Fuck AL Sharpton and Jesse Jackson for being money grubbing ho's themselves. They are just like Pat Robertson and all the other christian robbers who use religion to pad their pockets and preach hate and division. Can we stop giving them a free pass for their bullshit because they use race as a reason not to question their motives. Or have we gone so far that name calling is the greatest threat in America and we must forget all the other fucking real bullshit going down.

And yes that rant was just the introduction for Tittsworth's latest jam...and yes he went there
tittsworth - nappy head ho's

this is a young man's game

Alright I'll be the first to admit it Perv has been coasting lately, think Lebron James the first half of this season. But now its playoff time so I am in Jordan mode, no 45, and back to my old ways of skeet skeet skeet skeet skeeting over everyone.
Cousin Cole killing it with a make it rain remix skeet skeet skeet edition

Episode 79 of the Sopranos was interesting on a couple of levels. The episode centered around the release of Chris's movie Cleaver. Things we must remember in the first couple of seasons Chris wanted to write a screenplay. Tony gave him an ultimatum either be with the family or pursue that hollywood bullshit.(And we all know the only dude who can go to Hollywood and still say gangster is Project Pat) Pretty much telling him you want in the game you full time, no part time gangster. Chris seemingly abandoned those aspirations until Tony got shot last season and when Tony was still half in a coma he asked for Tony's approval to pursue this movie. Tony lets him do it cause well he couldn't speak to say no because he just got out of a fucking coma, and when he is back in power, and finally coherent, lets it slide cause Chris tells him it will be a money maker.
making of Cleaver

The night of the movie premier goes off and the evil mob boss is a direct rip off of Tony (think what Aaron Lacrate did with b-more club), down to the white bathrobe and meetings in his cellar. Also of note is that Daniel Baldwin plays the mob boss. This leads me to wonder if he got this gig from his stint on Celebrity fit club, and the fact that he was too drugged and fucked up to lose any weight actually helped him land this role because as we all know a mob boss like Tony doesn't miss to many meals.

Also speaking of the Baldwin's you all hear the phone message his brother Alec left to his what 12 year old daughter? And guess what I approve of that message because nobody wants their daughter to be a stupid spoiled whore and they need to learn some discipline early in life and who better to give such advice than Alec Baldwin himself.

Baldwin to his daughter : Fuck you, that's my name. You know why missy? Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an 80,000 dollar BMW.

baldwin's daughter: dad I am 12 I can't drive.

badlwin: Your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the man's game, you can't answer your phone? Then go home and tell your mom your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life. That is answering your phone. You hear me you fuckin' pig.
(Flips the blackboard)

ABC. A, Always, B, Be, C, Considerate. Always be considerate. Always be considerate when I call you up. AIDA. Attention. Interest. Decision. Action. Attention. Do I have your attention? Interest. Are you interested? I know you are 'cause it's fuck or walk. You answer that phone or you hit the bricks. Decision. Have you made your decision for Christ? And action. AIDA. Get out there and answer your damn phone.

Baldwin: Hey you see this watch? You see this watch?

daughter: Yeah

Baldwin: That watch costs more than your life. I made 970,000 dollars last year, how much you make? You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cock-sucker. You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit. If you don't like it, leave. I can go out there tonight, the materials you got, make myself 15,000 dollars. Tonight. In two hours. Can you? Can you?

Now the problem with Cleaver is that shit was parallel to real life a little to close, including the main character enacting revenge on his evil boss who slept with his fiancee after his death. Even if Tony never did sleep with Aide (no Joey that shit was worse than Jay Z's last albulm and hey Hov stop fucking with white people who like Nascar and Bud Light that ain't hip hop. What's next a duet album with Toby Keith?)

Tony in therapy even says he understands what this movie meant because he understands the sub-conscious too well now and wonders why Chris would hate him so much when he always wanted to take him under his wing and groom him. Now what I am wondering is if this is setting up for Tony's ultimate demise at the hands of Chris, hence the whole boss is a young man's game question that has arisen throughout the season, popping off with Johnny Sac finally losing his battle with cancer this episode and passing on to mob heaven.

Now NY has no boss and seemingly no one willing to step up. Phil is on the fence about wanting the position and yet is unwilling to really endorse anyone else in the family. The power vacuum in NY is going to directly affect Tony and NJ and leaves me wondering will Tony either die at the end of this season or become the kingpin of both NY and NJ? The idea of the show has been that NJ has always seemed somewhat inferior to NY, but now with no one in the power position its not to crazy to think Tony would want to stake his claim there. And even if there are fifty reasons why this will never ever occur, all which I will blindly ignore especially the fact the Feds are finally closing in on him, I think it is something worth watching as the season unfolds.

The logical new boss of NY is Phil Leotardo, who after his heart attack seems unwilling to take the job telling Tony that being the boss is a young man's game. The rest of the potential bosses included Gerry Torciano, who was feared and not well liked and ultimately met his demise this episode when another potential boss, Doc Santoro, had his shooter take him out. Doc is old school and feared but seems to be the Pauly of the NY family meaning he seems always destined to be a made man and nothing more. The only other challenger, and the one some would say is the rightful heir to the throne, is Carmine Lupertazzi Jr., who told Tony he has no interest in the position. He is happy in life and does not want the stress of the position and knows his father, who was boss before, would be happy with his decision not to follow in his footsteps as long as he found peace and happiness.

The show ends with a baptism for Chris's new baby as him and Tony embrace tightly and we are left to wonder if this embrace will lead Tony and Chris down the path of trying to destroy each other, or rather, are there outside factors lurking in the distance that will change everything and bring them closer together as Tony solidifies his power and Chris takes over as second in charge.

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for Perv.......

alchohol pussy weed

A little T.I. ... Where's the Big Shit Poppin'?

I was looking forward to this weeks Sopranos write up from the legandary BP as I have just begun watching this show (I'm an Oz and Wire veteran- no Tobias Beecher). I didnt understand a lot of shit this week and was really needed to read his analysis on this page. Fuck it. Here's some new T.I.

T.I. and Mannie Fresh together?

T.I. - "Big Shit Poppin"

you know a judo a chop chop chop

Word to Daddy Rich....I hear ya.

Daddy rich in the land of 1210

The Lumberjack

ain't no sunshine

ain't no sunshine

God bless you Mr. Vonnegut

1922 - 2007

Real motherfucking g's

Ahhh the soprano's are back and with that means your boy perv is at again with that old fashioned classic, the drunk and focused review, which is sponsored by maddog 20-20 and gangsta rap.
eazy e - real motherfucking g's

Now as most as you know these are the final episodes of the sopranos, which means they are building toward some epic shit. Even though the wire done passed them as the best show on tv,I still think the sopranos are gonna come hard this season like Project pat straight out of jail.
Project Pat/ Dj Shadow - Midnight in the Projects (beat pervert and evaredy knuck if you buck extended version)

The show begins with Tony getting arrested on some bullshit gun charge on a gun he threw out in a field while running away from the cops arresting Johnny Sac a few years back. The charge came when this sally punk who found the gun was arrested and forgot to listen to project pat's wise advice of not snitching and decided to say it was tony's gun. Things drunk and focused does not recommend snitching on a fucking mob boss. Either way shit gets dropped and Tony is out in time for his 47th birthday and a weekend with janice and bobby upstate in new york at a lake near canada. Side note Canada is know for its strong domestic beers which get beat pervert so drunk he will fist fight mirrors late night for fun and scars.

Anyway shit goes normal as Janice is a total cunt in general and bobby and tony go fire the new assault rifle bobby got him for his birthday and talk about hunting which brings forth the revelation that Bobby only hunts with a bow and arrow to keep the playing field level. Tony also reveals to Bobby that he is now being groomed to be his right hand man and if he proves himself he will be in position to be next in line for boss. The domestic bliss continues as they decide to get drunk and focused drunk and play monopoly. (kids do not get drunk and focused drunk unless you want trouble with the law, friends or family and beat pervert knows this hence why I am out on bail writing this post)
Trae shows mims how to say something on the track (drunk and focused play monopoly bootleg blend)

Anyway the game is going along until Janice wins second place in a beauty contest and Tony makes some comments which infuriate bobby until the point he sucker punches tony. They brawl and in the upset of the year Bobby wins as he knocks tony down through a table and out. At 4 am a still drunk and dazed Tony walks into bobby's room and tells him he won fair and square. Drunk and Focused take on the fight is bobby done whipped tony ass but on the flip side dude is bigger, younger, less drunk, and did sucker punch him and had years upon years of vented up frustration to take out on tony.

The morning after they meet with these Canadians about pills (what up gucci mane) and they end up working out a deal to get the pills cheaper as Tony says they will take care of a problem for them. The problem that needs taking care of is one of the dudes daughter has a deadbeat father that needs taking care of. Tony tells Bobby to take care of this and Bobby gets his first kill as he kills the deadbeat father as he washes his clothes. The question that is left though was Tony doing this out of vengeance toward Bobby, or rather did he gain new respect for bobby after he whooped his ass and wanted to make him take the next level as he grooms him to take over for him if he is ever put in jail or whacked?