Me and the gauntlet are about to fistfight, the fucking previews are killing it, while the show is pretty fucking ehhh. The big drama tonite was Jodi get all bent out of shape because Mark, whose at least 40 by now, told her he "loved" her one night so he could stick it in her. I am saying dude is just trying to get laid you and when your trying to get laid you say wierd shit, hell I once told a girl I'd make her spare ribs for a blowjob. Anyway Jodi see's Mark hanging on big tittied robyn, ex convict and his former and current banging partner, and starts to cry and get all dramatic. Its like the end of a night you go out drinking with friends and you are all borderline blacked out and the one girl from you crew realizes she ain't getting any ass that night and freaks the fuck out, well that was jodi. Then they cut to mark in the bus having a midlife crisis and acting hard for the cameras. Then everything cools out and we go to the first mission. I am saying where was the blow out fight of jodi calling robyn a whore and titties flying everywhere? Cut to the mission which was pure genious by the mtv execs having the fools err cast members have to get water from the ocean into a bin without using their hands. Basically it was just dry err wet humping all day long with the rookies winning. Jisela, who Itake back from calling busted on the first post (it must have been too much make up or some shit), volunteers herself to the gauntlet. Is it just me are does Jisela look like she should be on a Brasilian porn site for girls with big asses that love taking facials? Anyway she half asses the challenge, which is pretty remarkable considering that girl has ass for days, and loses easily to ruthie. TJ lavin bitche about how that was embarassing, speaking of that dude he looks like full grown wee man of jack ass fame. At the end big tittied robyn says something like don't fuck with mark or I'll cut you.
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