Tuesday, July 25, 2006
You asked for it
Back by popular demand you guessed right the mother fucking gauntlet recap. Anyway some interesting thangs been going in the gauntlet, first things is wes and casey are still there. Wes might have vaulted himself into the reality show hall of fame with this effort. First he has alienated everyone around him, he constantly bashes his teammate and call her worthless, all his maneuvers for alliances and what not backfires, and yet dude is still in the game. He's like a bizarro A-rod that comes through in the clutch. Anyway while I was on hiatus tanya's team got eliminated and I don't know or care how it happened, and neither should you.
Anyway to set up this week's episode we go back to last week and evan and coral, the team who couldn't lose at the beginning haven't won in a few missions and to boot evan has hernia. Yep the dudes balls are killing him but he wants to be a tropper and play it out. Plus coral would cut him if he backed out. Elsewhere for the first time casey and wes did not get voted in, instead it went to big assed tina and her partner some italian dude. The fat dude and katie got voted in by shane and linnette after they won a mission where they swam with sharks. That's two wins in a row for them and making them the Minnesota twins of this gauntlet shit.
Now this weeks mission was some sled pulling shit, they first broke the teams into two groups to pull a sled that weighed 350 pounds. Than the winning team split back into their groups to pull an 85 pound sled. Wes proved he was the world's greatest teammate by quitting two minutes in and calling casey worthless and leaving her stuck in her harness. I am not sure if I hate or like wes these days. Dude is on another level and what the level is I have no fucking clue. Darnell and Aviv win. And the gauntlet is set for tina and the italian vs the fat guy and katie. In another move that backfired wes tells the fat guy and katie all about the gauntlet in hopes they can beat big assed tina. Big mistake tina and the italian trounce the fat guy and katie.
Also of note Coral fucked up her knee in the mission and had to go to the hospital, and evan got his hernia checked out and his balls are pretty much in his chest know. Actually what the fuck is a hernia really? I keep thinking back to prince paul's pyschoanalysis albulm when paul talks about his balls sucking up to his stomach or some shit, man prince paul is the wierdest. The big story next week will be can a banged up evan and coral stave off elimination, and I got five on coral's boobs for winning this, them shits store secret powers I tell ya and they will probaly even one day make peace in the middle east, or at least be used to bomb some civillians