Monday, June 30, 2008

gotta have old house music every monday

marshall jefferson - move ya body house anthem remix
Not much to say about this track other than its the remix of one the most famous house tracks ever. So essential.

Side note I am visiting my girl, she is a tennis pro at some country club for rich folk, and I was searching for a place to buy a coffee and opened a door thinking it was an entrance and it turned out it was the fire alarm door, and a huge siren went off. And their was foreigners being taught some form of dancing in the corner, and all I wanted was a coffee and instead I turned the place into this

I rule

Tuesday, June 24, 2008


So dude Justin calls me yesterday an hour before he is supposed to play a show with the fucking silver apples to tell me, "Hey dude I forget to tell you I am playing a show with the silver apples tonight." Man what an asshole. He never posts and never tells me when his playing with awesome bands.

But regardless come check out his really awesome band MMOSS tonight at the first of the soon to be monthly freakout parties at scissor test.
bubble puppy - hot smoke and sasafras

Monday, June 23, 2008

ol house monday even though perv don't know jack

salamandos - jack that dick
I don't really know jack about this song other than I think it was re-released on a 12 inch that came out 2005. Either that was a re-release or these dude was really good at making his shit sound like some old jack shit. Somebody hit me up with some more info on this dude. Also if you never saw this movie, do yourself a favor and watch it. Its really dope.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

This is what I am doing sunday morning

This is probably the greatest dance show ever made. It's from Detroit and called The New Dance show, and its like Dance Party USA, expect it doesn't suck, or have the token really chubby akward white girl, which is always funny, but I don't want to see her freaking to detroit techno, and booty bass shit. Also added awesomeness in the commericials halfway through the clip.

Yo did you know if you had been doing improvements to your house you could have gotting credit, regardless of how bad your previous credit is? The dude just doesn't care and keeps screaming give that man credit. And did every club in detroit used to be some sort of strip club?

Check out the dudes in the blue I need to hire these guys just to come dance when I play out
And finally one of the best tag teams ever. They are like the midnight express of dance music, all they need is james. e. cornette with a tennis racket

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Friday, June 13, 2008


I'm not crying
It's just been raining
on my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks
Please. Pleasee, don't tell my mates
I'm not crying
No, I'm not crying
And if I am crying
It's not because of you
It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine who you don't know who is dying
That's right, dying
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me
I've just been cutting onions
I'm making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I'm not crying
There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I'm not weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand
For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland
I'm not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They've been looking around
They're like searching for you
They've been looking for you
Even though I told them not to
These aren't tears of sadness
They're tears of joy
I'm just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha ha
I'm sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
How come we've reached this fork in the road
And yet it cuts like a knife'
I'm not crying
I'm not crying
I'm not cry-y-y-y-

Thursday, June 12, 2008


what the hell is up with this picture of Dana Carvey? Between the bad hair, and shitty make up he looks a like a wierd lesbian elf. The bastard child of Martin Short and Ellen Degenerous, seriously what the fuck is up garth?

Also new mix coming SOON, in honor of the impending freakout and a sequal to wire influenced mix the king stay the king, word.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

tonight at the scissor test

Eat Cloud will be playing, its the first time he's played back in NH since the Manitoba show, and the first time at scissor test in too long. Scissor Test hearts eat cloud, he really dope. Don't forget Brian Levin and Truman Peyote are playing too! Starts at 9

This remix always sounds ten times better when it is the summer. In the winter I would never drop this, but now its one of those nice early warm up records. You also realize Akon is on it right. Yeah he was in the refugee camp who knew?
fugees - fu-gee-la(refugee camp global mix)

Monday, June 09, 2008

its too hot...ol house monday

It's too hot in the east right now, no I am not talking to you Jeru, I am talking to the sun. We had a deal and you broke it by burning me. If I get cancer from this we are fistfighting you son of a bitch. Now an acid house remix of New Order, and why cause I am clever and this is the 808 state so hot remix.
new order - blue monday (808 State So hot remix)

Also big shout out to Emynd and Bo Bliz who stopped by NH this friday to kill it at the scissor test party with some dope djing(even if the cover made sure we djed to absolutely nobody whoever goes to scissor test, what can I say my crowd likes cheap beer, booty music and coming to the club only on tuesdays). The 3 Year anniversary month, yeah its a month long celebration now, and yes we like de la soul on their third album, yes ego tripping,continues tomorrow with a huge scissor test show with Eat Cloud, Brian Levin, and boston's Truman Peyote. Its free at the Red Door in Portsmouth, NH 107 State Street and as always no cover, and we got you covered with them 2 dollar pbrs.

Friday, June 06, 2008

TONITE!!! Emynd and Bo Bliz at the 3 year Anniversary of Scissor Test

8-1 come party tonight at the Red Door. Me and evaredy will be doing a warm up set from 8-10:30 before Emynd and Bo Bliz step up and kill the place. 2 dollar pbr dranks till 10, so come out early and get drunk on cheap beer and stay late and get drunk on fancy drank and the sounds of Emynd and Bo Bliz. Now here are two songs I won't be playing tonight, I got to do one of them proper warm up sets, but come out tuesday and I'll drop them.
megadeath - symphony of destruction

burial - archangle (boy 8 bit remix)

Thursday, June 05, 2008

we famous

Fuck Aresenio Hall, scissor test too famous for him
scissor test

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

God Bless You Keith Sweat volume 2: fuck a criminal (literally)

Ahh man imagine if Keith Sweat was a detective, you know fighting crime and shit, and how cool would he be? Really fucking cool. I am talking McNulty times ten, I am talking a handsome version of the short fat guy with a moustache from NYPD Blue, I am talking William Shatner from whatever cop show he was on, TJ Hooker or some shit. I am talking about the best damn detective you ever did see. I am talking Keith Sweat in the Twisted video.

So video starts off at 6 pm at the commissioners’ ball. We see Keith looking dapper in a black and white suit with no tie. He is a rebel, and rebels don't wear any fucking ties. Then we some hot broad flirt with Keith before we cut to a scene were some baldheaded Asian dude is shot and robbed for his chain by some good looking female. The assailant runs by and Keith just looks up cool like it isn’t a thing a masked assailant ran by. This is why Keith is the best nothing fazes him. Turns out the assailant is the same hot broad that was hitting on him from before. Yep small fucking world. Next we go to Keith in a suave all white suite with some backup singers dancing and singing. Then we cut to Keith investigating the bathroom stall where the murder happened, and we realize then Keith is definitely going to solve this case. Then we cut back to more Keith singing and bobbing his head all in white. So awesome, I imagine five girls just got pregnant from watching this scene. Side note how next level are Keith's hand motions? All right here is where it gets awesome cause Keith finds out where the on the run broad lives and comes there, first with pistol in hand, then he realizes girl just wants to bang him as she holds handcuffs out with a come hither I need some Keith Sweat sperm look. This should be a Wikipedia term - need keith sweat sperm an affliction held by most ladies in his presence. We assume they bang and then dramatic cut to the phone- Keith picks up he says, "hello." Then we realize it’s the on the run girl, yes the one he banged, and she is on the fire escape with cops surrounding her, turns out she hung herself. Yes, bitch is dead. Keith looks up with that familiar stare of yeah I banged her, and I solved the case, fuck you david caruso, fuck you.

God Bless you keith sweat, god bless you

Monday, June 02, 2008

ol house monday

petra - just let go
Holy shit is this video awesome. Its like an all white episode of soul train. God bless them belgians.

ohh be on the lookout is coming soon

And remember No Talent show at the scissor test tomorrow