Friday, June 29, 2007

It ain't hard to tell...hip hop is dead

The activities of B2 the Baptist are usually limited to breathing new life into willing souls. But I've been pounding the chest of Hip Hop like a meth-fueled paramedic administering CPR to an unresponsive patient. I used to love her and Common until he dropped his Sense. If hip hop is still alive then can anyone explain to me why Beat Pervert gets more excited about posting his dance remixes then creating those original hardcore hip hop beats? I use my turntables now to play old Yardbird records while I Reminisce Over You.

b2 the Baptist

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

beware of acid freaks from the south dancing to disco

Drunk and Focused is for the kids so with that in mind here are a few dance songs to impress that special lady friend you have you eye on
First up is a diplo and eli remix of justice's DANCE as they make it so fucking disco. This song is perfect to impress the girl who just came back from a semester in france with a healthy appetite for ed banger records and that white girl (and I ain't talking about lindsey lohan)
Justice - Dance (diplo and eli remix)

Next up is a funkadelic bootleg called beware of freaks bearing gifts. This is the perfect song for the kinda of hippy pothead girl who kind of likes rap but only knows about tribe called quest. And this song will at least gurantee you to get you a handjob if the girl is fan of the movie PCU and remembers that George Clinton played the ending party.
funkadelic- beware of freaks bearing gifts

Next if you ever on a date with Jodie Sweeten the girl who played stephanie on full house this track will win her over. Its fast as hell and sounds like dirty south on meth. Halfway through the track she will be doing things to you that will make you say how rude with delight.
kid 606 - phat with a phd

Lastly we even got you covered for the geeked up girl who likes 80's music
Bitch ass darius - we can jack

white people ruin everything

The yuppies are on the attack again in good ol Portsmouth as they are fighting against the renewal of the red door's liquor license which is the home of the now 2 year running Scissor Test parties I throw. But fear not bass, noise, and martini's will overcome all, and if not we can all hold hands and wear chino pants and shop at the gap with the yuppie condo owners who are attacking the scene. Tonite at the scissor big show with Tiny Whales, TBD and of course me and evaredy playing gangsta rap and bass music all night long. Shit starts off at 9 with live music and ends at 1 am with all things bass.

These two songs seem to have been made for the hoff
robert jay - alcohol
He listens to this song to get a nice buzz on then this song plays in his head the whole time he is judging america on their talent
senior coconut - trans europe express

And it is a well known fact the only people who like hoff better than germans are uptight white folks from portsmouth,and why this is no on really knows.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

yo yo what the fuck perv?

Okay the loyal drunk and focused fans have been wondering where's perv? And why is only the king of getting girls with pancake booty to shake their ass, my man evaredy, holding down the fort like mamba on the lakers last season?(that damage blend was like him giving us 50 while Kwame "B2" Brown just sits on the sideline like kevin garnett in the playoffs( y'all know B2 has a plethora of rap music he is sitting on and not to mention stoner rock, old warp shit etc etc)

Well thangs happen and after eating so much salmon I got a viscous bellyache that forced me indoors and on drugs to work on the official Drunk and Focused Scissor Test mixtape which, cause I am so benevolent, I will give away for free (unless you want to send me a donation for my court fines- I am saying life is hard being broke, white, and gifted) The mix is all the shit you will hear at a scissor test show from kraut rock to ghetto tech to old fashioned rap music and beyond. Think of it as the appetizer to upcoming Drunk and Focused Posse mix which is currently in the works(y'all have no idea what you are in for on this tape). And it will be posted up here real soon.

If you been sleeping make sure to check out our two guest dj sets on Ve Radio along with all of the fly mixes Stef drops. I prefer to listen to the station in a fly bathrobe with no wallabees but hey thats just me. And if you are wondering I beat up that walrus in 9 rounds but he is a hell of a competitor and sometimes he takes me out for brunch at fancy restaurants where I eat eggs bennedict and asparagus that makes my pee smell.

Anyway here is some of that booty shit for them dancefloors
dj funk - booty clap

dj deeon - yo mouf)

spinn and rashad - girl bust down

dj ty - erk jerk twerk

dj ht - slow fuck

Wednesday, June 20, 2007 can bet that

Here's a blend I did over the weekend....It's Trick Daddy's "Bet That" over Non-Prophets' "Damage".

Thursday, June 07, 2007

i know you ain't a pimp, but pimp remember what i taught ya

Beat Perv and myself will be at the red door tonight. Come through.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

I am eating so many salmon

Big Soprano's recap by the end of the week cause these days I am eating so much salmon in a multi-million beach house thinking of scams to pay off court fees for calling a cop a cunt (it costs about 400 if you are wondering). But in the mean time watch some aphex twin videos