Monday, September 22, 2008

germans love house music

What do you get one you cross a german who loved Afrika Bambatta and a kraftwerk sample?
Yeah I know what your thinking a new david hasselhoff mashup? But your wrong. Very Wrong.

Answer is you get this old house classic

West Bam - Monkey see monkey do

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Drunk and focused Posse Tonight move your body like a ballerina drunk on bacardi

Yeah no flyer cause our word to mouth swag is legendary. But tonight Beat Perv and Evaredy in full effect at the red door from 10-1 after the old dudes stop playing their free jazz music

And here is some Biz Markie he comes and does the wop at our parties
biz markie - return of the biz dance

biz markie - make the music with your mouth

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

scissor test tonight straight from b-more

This is what came up when I googled Rick Weaver.

Although this picture is awesome it is not the baltimore Rick Weaver and the Ruined Frame. This is Baltimore's Rick Weaver and the Ruined Frame and he is part of Human Host, and this is his new solo project and should be fucking awesome. Not to mention Brian Levin and jack Blackwater are playing. SHit starts at 9 at the red door with no cover and 2 dollar pbrs. Plus 11-1 I play rap, house and club music. Word

Also this new order song is almost as awesome as that picture
new order - salvation theme

old house anyday

Yeah its tuesday not monday, but its still old house monday. No complaints just great old house. This week it's Harddrive (Masters at Work)- deep inside The reason on the upcoming crossfaded bacon ep Emynd straight murders this track. Pick that shit up when it drops on flaming hotz in the next week or so. I highly recommend you go out and cop that shit as soon as possible, and also check out Emynd's new bounce site Nola Bounce
And to keep the remix feel going here is what deep inside was a take off of

Thursday, September 11, 2008

rap music, just some rap music

Not enough rap on this blog these days. Maybe when evaredy starts doing his ditc posts (thats literal and not literal, best of both worlds, no r kelly) more rap and classic soul and funk will be up, but until that great day I am just going to at random throw up rap songs. Why? Because the world needs more rap music, well not from you timmy(yes Whitey I am talking to you), but good old rap music like Thirstin Howell III

thirstin howell III - welfare pussy

God bless Keith Sweat vol. freedom

In honor on freedom and fucking, which is the greatest freedom in the world and imagine a world where Keith Sweat videos with broads in full out burkas? That is a world I don't want to live in. So to celebrate we are returning to a drunk and focused favorite when we watch Keith Sweat videos.

This video is for the "Nobody" track and it of course starts out with Keith looking dapper in a white suit. Fuck Tom Wolfe Kieth makes that white suit his own. Of course next is a hot broad walking down the street in a flowing overcoat looking like a pitbull with adina howard thighs. Then a familar theme in Keith videos him driving, this time in a black suit cause he is sad and wants to show this women how much he needs her. Real talk is hey baby sex was fun and I am going to pretend to be really sad so I can have sex with you one more time. Is that cool baby? Then in true Keith fashion he breaks down the truth that nobody can freak her and please her like he could. I said it before, and I will say it again, God Bless Keith Sweat.

Then out of nowhere the girl starts singing and she is with cho cho milk drinking Clocker starring baldhead bastard that is not Omar Epps but wig wearing eminem bestfriend mekhi phifer!

Then you realize the pitbull with thighs is not the one singing and this broad singing is down with Keith sweats friend the choo choo milk drinking clocker. Of course she rather have sex with Keith, but he's taking so she is going to sing the hook for him and hook up with his man. What a great girl she is. Song ends with Keith driving around looking fly looking for his next booty call.

If there is a man who inspires freedom better than Keith I just don't know who that man is.

PS Keith Sweat got Palin's daughter pregnant

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

thank you cam

Holy shit just when I say hey its getting colder out. No more beach. Where is the remote. And wondering who I can get a record deal for. Out comes a song like this.
Streve Brule should be on the hook, "Just hit the pussy hole dummy...for your health"

camron - pussy hole

ol house mond...err wednesday

Yeah I been slacking on my blog macking and missed monday but its all good I was working on a new rap mix with Evaredy for ve radio thats dope as hell. All classic rap mix, all vinyl, and all mixed to perfection by the drunk and focused posse. I just have to do the drops and send it over to Dj Stef and it should be up in the next few days. And yes we drop Ja Rule's to start the mix off, and no you will not be mad at all we did. Blunt Recordings what Up! Question do you think Frankie Cutlass and Mic Geronimo hang out these days? And why did they change the record label name from Blunt Recordings to Murder Inc.? Well I am kind of glad they did cause murder inc is wack as hell, but Blunt records that shit was average as fuck, but hey at least they gave us the masta ic single and cash money click.

Now onto the house music

Farley "Jackmaster" Funk reworks the think break. If you like b-more club, or any dance music in general than you love the think break. Its of course best known for the "It Takes Two" sample but its pretty much one of the most essential breaks of all time for b-more and hip-house influenced music.
precious red - think

You ever wonder what the c and c stood for in c and c music factory? Well its Clivellis and Cole and this is a good track they did called pride. When I was 11 I would have smacked my future self for liking c and c music factory but guess what young kids are dumb. Thats why they young, cause they supposed to be dumb. Old heads recgonize dope shit. See getting old ain't that bad
clivellis and cole - Pride

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Pop it for Perv

This track is my secret weapon so good, and to boot its a real easy mix into back that ass up. Come to the red door tonite drunk and focused posse in full effect from 10-1 playing soul, rap , house, and club. And its free as soon as the old dudes stop playing jazz.
bun, juvenille, and webbie - pop it 4 pimp

Monday, September 01, 2008

ol house monday get yo cameras ready...prepare to flash

One of my favorite producers of all time and I have slept on this track forever. Evaredy with the assist on this shit. Holy shit is this so good, and you know I am dropping this tomorrow at the scissor test.
green velvet - Flash