We no longer jack for advice because they local drunk and focused faithful came through with their own advice questions for NBA superstar Matt Bonner. And yes these are all real questions sent to Matt Bonner.
Dear Bonner, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I have never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they can be Lebanese? signed, A concerned neighbor
Dear concerned....errr Miss California,
First things first you'se a meddlesome bitch. Let me guess you spend all day in your house coat, its probaly got a flower design or some shit, listening to R Kelly's "I Believe I can fly" on loop, while staring out your peephole to see what your neighbors are up to. I am saying somebody is trapped in the closest and it might not just be your social working, gym class teaching, must be scissoring it out neighbors. So basically you almost a big an idiot as that wench from California. Advice Edit :Ooops perv told me to read the message again and turns out she wants to know if they are Lebanese. How the fuck am I supposed to know if they are Lebanese? This is the worst mailbag ever who the hell reads this site. I am in the NBA I don't need this shit. You don't see Tim Duncan doing this. I need a new agent.
Dear Bonner, What can I do about all the sex, nudity, fowl language, and violence on my DVR?
Ummmm, two options: A: Stop being a pussy B: Don't dvr that shit.
Who the hell reads this site? Did b2 the baptist's brief stint writing here bring out all the idiots of the Flock? I am embarassed for these questions. Serial I am quitting. THis next question better not suck.
Dear Bonner, I have a man I can't trust. He cheat's so much I am not even sure the baby I am carrying is his.
Just call Maury already and lets watch your man do the dance
Yep, these are the Bonner-maniacs