Tuesday, June 26, 2007
beware of acid freaks from the south dancing to disco
Drunk and Focused is for the kids so with that in mind here are a few dance songs to impress that special lady friend you have you eye on
First up is a diplo and eli remix of justice's DANCE as they make it so fucking disco. This song is perfect to impress the girl who just came back from a semester in france with a healthy appetite for ed banger records and that white girl (and I ain't talking about lindsey lohan)
Justice - Dance (diplo and eli remix)
Next up is a funkadelic bootleg called beware of freaks bearing gifts. This is the perfect song for the kinda of hippy pothead girl who kind of likes rap but only knows about tribe called quest. And this song will at least gurantee you to get you a handjob if the girl is fan of the movie PCU and remembers that George Clinton played the ending party.
funkadelic- beware of freaks bearing gifts
Next if you ever on a date with Jodie Sweeten the girl who played stephanie on full house this track will win her over. Its fast as hell and sounds like dirty south on meth. Halfway through the track she will be doing things to you that will make you say how rude with delight.
kid 606 - phat with a phd
Lastly we even got you covered for the geeked up girl who likes 80's music
Bitch ass darius - we can jack