Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Maddog 20/20 Challenge

We here at Drunk and focused are about two things living by the g code that is what would too short do and sippin on drinks. To kick off this shit beat pervert will be doing the maddog 20/20 challenge which is drinking all the different flavors of maddog and then posting music that corresponds with the flavor, thats right we are providing a soundtrack to belligerence. We are gonna kick this off with Kiwi-Lemon the most soft hands batch of maddog there is (this what serg of would drink if he wasn't such a pussy and only drank beer and the occasional cutty cutty bang bang). This is the bottle you would also use seduce your hobo trainhopping girlfriend with, yes its that classy. First we gonna start out with b-more club because other than good club drugs kiwi lemon maddog is the best thing to get your dance on to classy lyrics such as "there some whores in the house" or "dick like a new jack". This mix is b-more mix from cex (and thankfully he doesn't rap on it) recorded live in April of 2004 off the So Know You Fuckers Wanna dance shit with kid 606 and also for the house heads towards the end of the mix some french house gets thrown in with stardust's music sounds better with you( its like 98 for y'all over again and you can pretend you are watching mtv's amp and dancing with glow sticks with 17 year old girls on E and vicks vapor rub (side note to a side note nothing is more funny than watching a dude on no drugs think he is getting really high off the the vape(thats my nickname for vicks vapor rub y'all can use it I ain't trademarking that shit, I saw this happen when I was in high school and it was great entertainement, I am also trying to break the record for most comments inside these things ->), and believe me nothing says kiwi-lemon like french house.

Cex's Dj No evil baltimix 6000 can be snatched up here

Next we have a track from Stark Reality off their Now anthology off of Stones Throw Records. Stark Reality is one of those record diggers wet dreams sampled by the likes of Large Professor, j-Live, Madlib, and even those dames that are too soft to even fuck with kiwi lemon the black eyed peas. ( You might be wondering why stark realty fits in with kiwi lemon and here's why this shit was used for the kids,(one of the dudes from stark reality licensed the tracks for some children's programming) and like trick daddy and us dudes at drunk and focused, stark reality luh da kids. Since I am all for the kids I think they should all start their first drinking experience with a bottle of maddog 20/20 kiwi-lemon, because first mikes hard lemonade and the like is for pussies and high school girls, and maddog shows who has the potential to be a true sipper. Second I want to weed out the true sippers at an earlyy age and if you handle the maddog you can roll with my posse. Also I am taking applications for weed carriers, responsibilties include holding my weed, carrying my records into clubs, and taking a slap from the occasional girl while I am blacked out due to too much orange jubilee and or jack and cokes.

Stark Reality - Too much tenderness

Lastly we have some Boards of Canada because their new albulm dropped yesterday and we here at drunk and focused think big tings out of them boards of canada. We have nothing new off their latest albulm yet (check back in the coming week for that) but we will leave you with some remixes and other gems. First we have the boards of canada remixed by stereolab ( you can impress your indy rock gf for weeks with this track, and or the french jawn you always had your sites on.)

Boards of Canada - Kid For Today (stereolab remix)

Next we have the boards of canada stepping up to to do a rare remix (these dudes live in caves and come out once a month to say either hi, we have a new remix, or a new albulm, or just to say get the fuck off my property you damn hippies: little known fact boards of canada hates hippies. We at drunk and focused also hate hippies and when your around this much hippies in NH (thats new hampshire not no homo you sally) you would understand why hating hippies is a must. This is a remix of Clouddead's Dead Dogs two which is about roadkill and the like. Dogs die and shit happens, good tune though.

Clouddead -Dead Dogs two (boards of canada remix)

Lastly we have some more boards of canada in a mix I did with that dude justin a little while back I think around spring or winter 2004. Dude Justin is an enigma. He loves pyche and kraut rock and plays in seventy two bands at last count and will be blessing you idiots out in cyber space with some wierd but great rock music. He's about two things in life: rock n roll and boobs. To top that he is big supporter of Miller High Life because he is classy and where's a tie to get drunk. This mix was done under the influence of miller high life which is the beer equivilant of kiwi lemon mad dog.
Here's the playlist

boards of canada - roygbiv
boom bip - closed shoulder (clouddead remix)
Faust - Picnic on a Frozen River
sole - selling live water (nosdam remix)
Neu! - Negativeland
madvillian - America's most blunted
beatles - tommorow never knows
sixtoo w/Damo Suzuki - Storm clouds & silver linings
can - I'm so green
Das Radio mix

Next up orange jubilee and red grape wine.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You suck shit at typing and articulating yourself but at least your taste in music is good.