Monday, December 12, 2005

Baby take the tv but leave the pussy


First things first RIP to Richard Pryor. The man was one of the most funny and real dudes there was. As Chris Rock said if Eddie Murphy was the father of comedy Richard Pryor was the granddad. Y'all get some richard pryor when your women leaves you standup here: Richard Pryor - When Your Women Leaves You

Next I was watching big in 05 last night when it hit me that Mencina, you know of the awful mind of mencina show, is the mexican Larry the Cable Guy. Basically they both play stereotypes and do lame race jokes. Blah Blah insert easy race joke here. Blah Blah. Git R Done. I am a mexican can I water your lawn?, or I am fat redneck and I want to fuck my sister. And you dumb motherfuckers, yes you, you, and especially you are making these motherfuckers get paid hand over hand. I don't care if you do race jokes, Chappelle is the new king of this and he does it well cause he is actually funny, but my problem is neither of these motherfuckers are funny, and I don't care who you are thats not funny. Anyway here is David Cross's response to larry the cable guy it pretty funny and he calls him out for being a rich dude from Nebraska. Read that shit here: open letter to git r done

Next things next a lot of people been saying yo why does drunk and focused have such horrible punctuation (also throw in coherency, structure, grammar, spelling, and a blatant disregard for the reading audience). And I say mostly cause most of these were written after drinking a bottle of maddog and the brutal fact that I don't give a damn about you cyber dorks on the internet. I need to be paid for semi colons and that nonsense. So until somebody wants to pay me for this shit it will continue to be the vulgar, crude, and putting my English BA to horrible use to provide you with the bullshit you came to love and expect. Plus proper grammar is for pussies. Excuse me the use of proper grammar is for pussies. There I feel better, now on to some mp3s. But before that be on the look out for dude justins third and final installment of pysche rock and more Can mp3s than you can shake a stick at in the coming weeks. But for now here are a couple bloc party remixes and some older Slim Thug shit with ESG

bloc party - helicopters (diplo remix)

bloc party - banquet (four tet remix)

Esg and Slim Thug - Get Ya Hands Up

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Comedian Andy Kindler makes the same point about these and many other comedians working today. If you haven't heard it already, you should check it out.


-Shannon

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