catch us before 2006 falls off

the 2007 Drunk and Focused Posse invasion starts tonite at the Red Door from 9-till the year 2007

We will be djing and drinking all night playing all dem records you love to hear such as rap music, james brown songs, b-more club, and them remixes and blends. We doing it bigger than britney spears c section tonite.

But come out its a low cover and the drunk and focused posse in full effect for the last time this year and the first time next year.

Also unconfirmed guests include all the midget wrestlers of the world, Andre the giants cousin steve, NBA tough guy and new drunk and focused blogger Matt Bonner, Linsdey Lohan's vagina, and Fred and Ben Savage.

Records, burritos, and drank

Check your boy the beat pervert djing tonite at Dos Amigos in dover its a free all ages show. Evaredy will be in the house and we will play the records that will break your face with the joy and make you catch the holy ghost of dancing.
Also we will be invading the red door in Portsmouth for New Year's Eve for a special drunk and focused New Year party. It should be a cheap cover (no more than 10 bucks) and will be breaking out the kitchen sink that night expect a lot of rap music, b-more club,remixes and a lot of nonsense (no maddog 2020 though).
mia -xr2 (beat pervert and evaredy wore hyper color tees in 1992 blend

We Forgot Luke's Birthday

Lost in the x-mas season and the loss of the godfather of soul was the fact that Uncle Luke just had himself a motherfucker birthday turning 46 years old. And since you love ass, I love ass, hell we all love ass here is some of that doo doo brown shit

2 live crew - doo doo brown

2 live crew - hoochie mama

Gump Ass Garnett

Sprewell looks like Naymond with those braids
And here is some hardcore rap music to listen to while you soak in the greatness of how tough I am
project pat - I ain't going back to jail

since y'all are done getting drunk like the romans...

First things first RIP James Brown.

Next I hope y'all had a bill murray x-mas and celebrated like the romans did minus the wife beating and underage sex with little dudes. Anyway here is a little after christmas mix you can bump while working off that excess egg nog.

bring back that ol pancake booty

Slim thug ft. TI and Bun - B -3 Kings/ NEU! - Hallogallo (beat pervert and evaredy went to germany and all we came back with was this stupid bootleg blend)
add no to x - fyuz
aphex twin - violin solo
lil scrappy, sean paul, e- 40 - oh yeah
eat cloud - I miss my baby seal
E-40, Juelz Santana, UGK/ Boom Bip - White Gurl (evaredy loves pancake booty blend)
justin timberlake ft. TI - My Love (diplo remix)
Bjork - Hyperballad (dj ayres remix)
Mia - XR2/Debonair Samir - Sirens (beat perver and evaredy wore hypercolor t-shirts in 1992 blend)
Prince Paul - Booty Clap
tittsworth - murr chrissmus
radiohead -everything in its right place (dj technics remix)

New Nas Sounding Good

This new Nas shit dropped yesterday.

I'm really liking this album so far.

Here are two track that stuck out:

Nas - "Let There be Light"

Nas - "Hold Down the Block"

fuck a white belt

I want a wrestling world championship belt for christmas and if somebody buys this from me I won't be mad at all, nope not even a little bit

pastor troy - drop that ass

an unruly christmas

New site coming by the new year until then get your mp3 on

Unruly Mass Choir - unruly x-mas song

The entire old unruly posse together on this track featuring booman,griff,jimmy jones,scottie b,shawn caesar,big red,technics,kool breeze,karizma, and class.

Were not just going to New Hampshire!!!! BYAHHHHHHH

Ahh the loyal drunk and focused rejoice your dude has returned with good news. The reason we been so lax on posting lately is cause we working on some big thangs for december including a new site , a new monthly on thursdays at the red door starting in december and a new bi-monthly party in mass, more on that shit later. Also we are starting a new monthly mix series where drunk and focused gives you that proverbial hot shit and the dj lined up for next month is one of baltimore's finest.

Anyway En P is in a gravy/beer coma right now, apparently he was hungry last week and ate a whole turkey and downed it with a 30 pack of coors light(cause he is a sally like that? and well he has not been heard from since. I am praying for his swift recovery and I hope you all do the same. That dude Justin said he is to big a rock star to post and spends his days sipping scotch through straws and throwing water balloons filled with urine at people who ask for his autograph, no Namond. And the rest of the posse is in canada jacking off wild moose for science projects. so beat perv is holding shit down by his lonesome and giving y'all what you need in some Live Free or Club shit as low budget and dirty south destroy chappelle for what might the only b-more club song to shout out New Hampshire
trilledelphians - bia byahhhhh!!!!!!!!

Next word on the street is the new jay z album sucks, but fear not lil weezy is here to save the day
lil wayne -how me what you free

staying with jay z he finally got around to answering the dipset disses cause he has an albulm to promote
jay z - brooklyn high
he has a good line about how rich he is with the balling shit, but overall shit is ehh and the response from jones and santana is more entertaining, especially the two old bitches golden girls line.
jim jones and juelz santana - fly high beef remix

Lastly when andre raps he is still better than 99 percent of the rappers which ultimately means his next albulm he will channer his inner cee lo and sing and put out some wack shit. Y'all still bumping idlewind? Yeah, didn't think so. Also andre disses people who wear big ass white tees which I thought was cute
walk it our remix ft outka

new mix, new podcast, same maddog

A week off from work equals whiskey, weed and rock records culminating in a good ol fashioned mix bender from your boy the beat pervert. This is a new mix heavily focused on them kraut rock dudes with a little sprinlking of other rock and a incredibly good borat b-more club track by dj Excel.

A Drunk and Focused Scissor Test Old Fashioned Podcast
Gulls/Idols - under the wire sun
tangerine dream - alpha centauri
suicide - cheree
grrllls out of hell - bloody guitars
joe meek and the blue men - entry of the globblotts
gal costa - objecto sim, objecto nao
ufo - star storm
amon duul II - archangels thunderbird
simply saucer - nazi apocalypse
kraftwerk - stratovarius
la dusseldorf - la dusseldorf
neu! - after 8
harmonia - dino
can - up the bakerloo (peel session)
dj excel - borat

Also if you missed the halloween show this past tuesday you should punch yourself in the face for being an idiot. Also go see the borat movie its the truth. High five

the most baller halloween show ever

Show kicks off at with MJ XII and then followed by Grrrls out of Hell and the antithesisters. No cover before 9 and as always its at the red door and we got dem 2 dollar pbrs. I'll be playing records all night before, in between and after the bands.

Also a special halloween treat from me to y'all the new mix for the podcast one day early to celebrate all hallows eve


A Drunk and Focused treat for all you trickin bitches
tracklisting and podcast will be up tomorrow but this mix features a brand new boom bip track, some drunk and focused possse blends, and a lot of whiskey and smoking

Also anyone who had problems dling the new mix from yousend it here is it in rapidshare for yo pleasure
A Drunk and Focused Scissor Test Presents: I just wish I had my....scissors. Vol.1

New RAP music

Jay z is back and I'm pumped. I always knew he was not leaving and anyone who made a big deal about his "retirement" obviously never heard of Master P.

Jay Z - "Lost Ones" answers some questions about Dame and Jay and B and Jay.

Jay Z - "Show me what you Got" - Nice beat from Just Blaze; hope the whole album does not sound like this



The Game has a new album coming out called 'Doctor's Advocate.' If I was Dr. Dre I'd be a little worried about Game's man crush on me. But oh yah, we all know Dr. Dre is gay. So I guess this all makes sense. Game is sounding a little better but still dropping names like an idiot.

The Game and Nas - "Why you Hate the Game?"

The Game - "Lookin at You" - Game should only rap over beats like this. It's the only thing that can save him.



Had to throw some mixtape shit up on here.

Young Buck and B.G. - "Sellin Everything" ; Two of my favorite current rappers on a track together, can't wait to hear this non- mixtape.



one more Track

I don't know when this came out but it examplifies everything I love about Houston. I wish Paul Wall didnt be come such a pussy and made more songs like this:

Lil Keke ft. Paul Wall and Bun B - "Chunk UP the Duece"

I just wish I had my....scissors

Ocotber done whipped my ass but the homestretch is here and we are officaly back for the 37th time.

As promised the new mix is done and if you want the official cd version you can hit me up on email beatpervert@yahoo.com or hit up the new Pack Of Newports thursday monthly, starting in Novemeber at the red door with the Drunk and Focused Posse playing good ol fashioned rap music from 9-11 and from 11-1 we break out any damn thing we please and yes expect a shit load of b-more club and booty shit, where I will be giving them out for free. More info on this in the coming week.

Anyway here is the rough mixdown version for you to get your dl. Its a mix of exclusive drunk and focused posse blends, rap music, kraut rock, sabbath bloody sabbath, a shitload of Wire samples and whole lot more. Its pretty much what you will hear when you come out to a scissor test show. Also it features some scissor test bands such as Eat cloud and a few of that dude justin's many bands(antithesisters, grrrls out of hell, and who killed the red baron). Two of those bands the Antithesisters, grrrls out of hell, as well as MJ XII will be performing at at the tuesday scissor test halloween show which is going down at 8:00 on halloween night.

Anyway on to to the new mix "I just wish I had my...scissors"
A Drunk and Focused Scissor Test Presents: I just wish I had my....scissors. Vol.1

tangerine dream - sunrise in the third system
dj shadow - midnight in a perfect world (extended
remix)
squarepusher - the modern bass guitar
godspeed you black emperor - ?
neu! - seeland
can- future days
TI ft. Beanie Siegel - 2 glock 9's/ Can- Oh Yeah/Boom bip - from left to right (beat
pervert and evaredy got robbed by Omar for this
bootleg blend)
Black Sabbath - Killing yourself to live
Sonic youth - silver rocket
spaceman 3 - call the doctor
young jeezy - I love it
antithesisters - eddie winslow (remix)
grrrls out of hell - sir francis drake
Project Pat - Ballers/ Piano overlord -diplo electric
manatee final mixdown (beat pervert and evaredy
diamond sprinkled blend)
lil Scrappy ft. young buck - money in the bank
eat cloud - bow'd brain
gravediggaz - diary of a madman
boards of canada - the color of the fire
aphex twin - custodian discount
who killed the red baron - fushia blues (live edit)

Also tonite Miss Fairchild invades the Red Door! They are a great live band featuring Sam from Certified Bananas. Should be an unreal time and I will be playing records to open up the night from 9-10:30. Y'all need this band in your life so hit up portsmouth tonite.

one year motherfuckers

First things first I promise drunk and focused has not fell off,we are what the kids call reloading. This ain't no sophmore slump as we approach year two of being the most drunk, yet focused blog in the universe, and yes we got that cult status if nothing else. Big tings in the work though with a brand new mix(my laptop crashed so shits been delayed for a few days)and a fucking heap of live shows. This coming saturday night in portsmouth the Drunk and Focused Posse ( me and evaredy) are djing the NH Film Festival party, the tuesday following that is a special sneak peak at my new monthly coming on thursdays in November called "A Pack of NewPorts," with an all rap music night at the scissor test, the 29th of the month we have the Drunk and FOcused one year anniversary party with Miss Fairchild, Eat Cloud and Jon Lessard, and we finish up the month with a big ass halloween show with Grrrls out of Hell and the return of the Antithesisters.

Anyway just to get back in the swing of thangs here some mp3s for your drunk asses including a new mia joint
MIA- XR2

Next is Sonic youth celebrating the live free or die state
sonic youth - new hampshire

and lastly a few tracks you'll thank me for in the morning
Squarepusher - ultravistor

aphex twin - custodian discount

belle and sebastian - if your feeling sinister

More updates coming including en p and some of that new rap music, a lost b2 the baptist post, and as always my drunk ass posts. Also dude justin says he loves you but he is too big time to post because he is a rock star and rock stars don't give a fuck about cult status and varick is writing the next great american novel so he is a little busy. Luckily beat perver has nuttin but luh for you all .

I am not supposed to make fun of white people

Ahh sorry for the delay in updating for your drunk asses with the mp3s and rants you come to drunk and focused looking for. I had an excuse I was locked in my room doing remixes with evaredy and getting mixes to give away to your asses and writing my monthly column which I had to be edited cause it was too insensitve to rich white kids. I wish I was kidding. Apparently saying that Beer and Rap's Hard As Fuck mix is the perfect soundtrack to go around listening to when you want to punch a frat kid drinking coors light in the face is not proper, or saying shit about freshmen girls putting on 15 pounds in their ass is crude, funny, but crude.

Anyway here is the column out as of yesterday
On the Ones and Twos

More B-More

A Monthly Column by DJ Beat Pervert

As summer ends and fall creeps up on us with an onslaught of tourists to trainspot the foliage when it most resembles the colors that swirled inside of Syd Barret’s head, we leave our descent into guitars, bottles of Mad Dog filled with acid, and that dirty old man of the mountain and return to the world that is bass music, a world which is bringing sexy back in the form of one tip drill at a time.


We mentioned Tittsworth before in this here column, and we have to mention him again because dude has taken over the Baltimore Club scene like he was Marlow from HBO’s “The Wire.” Tittsworth has just released his fourth vinyl release of the year, all the while dropping more gems than a bedazzler in the hands of a pushy stage mom who just dabbled in her kid’s Adderall bottle. For this release he joined up with NY’s Dj Ayres, whose known as one of the three djs behind what has been known to be one of the best parties in Brooklyn, The Rub, with his fellow dj’s Cosmo Baker and Dj Eleven. These two partner up an assault on the B-more club sound that would make the classic wrestling tag-team the Rock n Roll Express proud. Their aptly named label, T&A records, first release features a viscously smooth reworking by Tittsworth of the Four Tops “You Keep Running Away.” Tittsworth then changes from that bump smooth Motown shit to some of that harder dance floor mayhem with an excellent remix of Pitbull’s “Bojangles.” A track that is guaranteed to turn any party into the “most baller shit ever,” I am talking the party that Kid 'n' Play envisioned when they pitched ideas to the studios about “House Party 5: Project Pat is Out of Prison and Coming to Visit.”

Now, Tittsworth isn't the only one making Baltimore noise these days. Unruly Records is back up to the limelight with a ridiculously good release featuring three tracks from King Tut and the B-more club kingpin himself, Scottie B, who are joined on the release by Hollertronix’s Low Budget. Low Budget last shined on the Gutta Music ep where he reworked the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” theme song into a track that can only be described as what Larry David would refer to as “pretty, pretty, pretty good.” With this release he proves he is indeed on Unruly’s level and that now he is just not a dj, but also producer to be on the look out for. Low Budget is staying busy as well by teasing the masses with his Trilledlephian’s project with Dirty South Joe that is keeping Philly on the map harder than Ryan Howard’s home run swing, and has kids worldwide now doing the “Wu Tang,” the dance that is.

Now if B-more club is about two things, “pussy or fighting records,” as Scottie B would assert, than Beer and Rap’s mix series is all about the latter as Serg, the mastermind behind beerandrap.com, brings together the best fighting records in rap music there is for his “Hard as Fuck” mixtape series. For volume 2 he enlists the criminally underrated Dj B-Cause to take over the mixing duties. B-Cause is known for Slump and Grind mixtapes with a Ross Hogg which showcased their skills in two well crafted mixes exposing the world to the dope music being concocted in the Bay Area of California. As usual B-Cause does not disappoint in this mix bringing the hardest beats, and rhymes together as smoothly as the tooth fairy creeping into your bedroom to snatch your tooth and leave you a shiny quarter. Also as an added bonus listening to this mix will increase your desire to drink a lot of beer, and reenact a fight scene from the Patrick Swayze juggernaut of classic film “Roadhouse” . Any mix with this effect gets the Beat Pervert’s drunk and focused seal of approval.

So as the kids go back to school, hay rides become haunted, apple cider gets mixed with whiskey and kids fantasize of creating the ultimate Balky from “Perfect Strangers” halloween costume. We can sit back and enjoy the falls offering of beautiful music with the wholesome message of either fucking or fighting, and yes we too appreciate the simple things in life

I want to do something for you everlast...I mean xzibit

Damn Saturday night was fun and even though the red door crowd had no fucking clue what they were in store for that night, they actually found the holy ghost and danced their asses off, even the dude with glow stick hands and the girl that requested techno Euro Rave shit got to grinding. Shout out to Lemon Red for rolling threw cause he is the king of the dudes, I don't know anyone that has ever had bad word to say about Lemon Red and their is good reason for that, dude is just that nice. And even if Funwrecker forgot his whistle and white gloves night still went off without a hitch (thats if you don't count all the hitches at the beginning of the night or the maddog incident which left me borderline blacked out by the end of the night, either way good night.) Also shout out to Jen for flyering the shit out of that nighht, girl put out flyers 50 miles away in Manchester

Anyway enough rambling and on to the mp3's for your stank asses

First up is some Dj Jimi with Juvenile who both would be much better fucking acts for monday nights game in New orleans than shitty ass U2, fuck bono and fuck the edge and fuck the rest of the band. Speaking of how shitty the edge is is that dude justin because he articulates why the edge sucks in ways I just can't:

Dude Justin writes, "Also....The Edge?!?!? The fucking Edge?!?!? Get the hell out of here! If you want a mediocre guitarist whose repertiore consists ONLY of delayed to hell sus chords, sign me up, I'd love to be in a "greatest guitarists of all time" list. The Edge beat Dick Dale!(Beat Pervert note he is referring to a better be soon posted article where he does an awesome rant on guitarists and posts a ridicolously good amount of music that if sleep on you will be regretting like fighting a school of piranahs with only your fists) Dick fucking DALE! The king of surf guitar! Did you know that Dick plays his guitar strung BACKWARDS?!? He plays all those staccato-picked solos and all those barre chords BACKWARDS!! And he STACCATO PICKS! Do you know how hard that shit is?!?

Exactly which is why U2 fucking sucks they are REM but from Ireland and with songs that are just as fucking lame. If micheal stipe didn't go bald and get uncomofrotably wierd and skinny he would be the modern day bono, and REM would be playing this show and I would be saying how shitty REM is, was and forever will be. And green day, fuck green day. I wanted to skeet on you when you released that shitty dookie albulm, and I still want to skeet on you til this day. And I think everyone in the superdome crowd should wear an "I'd rather be listening to bounce music" white tee during those soon to be shitty performances and turn their back on these honkies.


dj jimi ft. juvenille- bounce for the juvenile

Next up is some squarepusher jazzy shit that if you in the portsmouth area tonite you can catch me dropping early in the night before the rap, bmore and the tracks that white girls love come out, thats 9-1 at the red door in portsmouth
Squarepusher - Cooper's World

Next up is some funny ass kool keith freestyle that mysteriously dissapeared from this orginal post, no idea I guesse I was high, but keith is funny as hell in this and call the gridiron gangs star xzibit everlast in it and asks him to buy some beats. Keith for president
kool keith bobbito and streth armstrong freestle

Lastly is a track I been bumping alot lately, so now you all can too
2 bad mice - hold it down

new podcast, and Lemon Red tomorrow night!

Podcast is updated grab that shit here
drunk and focused podcast
boards of canada - dawn chorus
Slim thug ft. TI and Bun - B -3 Kings/ NEU! - Hallogallo (beat pervert and evaredy went to germany and all we came back with was this stupid bootleg blend)
Jibbs - chain hang low
clouddead - apt. 2
kraftwerk - spacelab
rapture - don't go do it
can - future days
gal costa - the empty boat
young jeezy - trapstar
rjd2 - chicken bone circuit
Velvet Underground - waiting on the man

Boston stand up tonite with the return of Lemon Red and them dudes among dudes Certified Bananas at the enormous room tonite. I'll be there drunk as hell after been locked up in my room writing 30 pages the last two daysfor a grad school deadline, and yes sleep is overrated.

And don't forget tomorrow night at the Red Door I am teaming back up with Chris Lemon Red for an old fashioned scissor test throw down from 9-1 at the Red Door. Its a 3 dollar cover, 21 plus, and the spot is located on 107 state street in portsmouth, NH.

Lemon Red will be drunk and throwing down records, I'l be teaming up with Evaredy while drunk and throwing down records, and rumor has it even white gloved funwrecker will be in effect. Its reunion bitches come out and enjoy yourself cause NH doesn't get too many parties like this, especially on a weekend night.

ananlords

Aphex twin is an asshole, he put about a thousand of those AFX analog 12" releases last spring and the one I picked up sounded fucking so half assed that I didn't even bother to pick up anymore or check for the albulm. I felt like I just got skeeted on, that Chosen Lords albulm is fucking DOPE. I don't want to ramble cause dude gets his dick sucked by enough people so peep a couple tracks and see what I done slept on.

reunion 2

klopjob

pwstealldpinchard

I am broker bitch!

Ahh the beauty of the drunk and focused influence we turn upstanding citizens into drunk, young knuckleheads like en p, the little brother of drunk and focused (its a good thing unlike the rap group, and also the reason we make fun of the dude so much cause we like him, plus this girl he knew back when they were both freshmen at unh had nice titties that I touched on occasion, this broad is how we met so I thank those titties) Now as we know beat pervert runs shit so as en p slowly comes out of his drunken stupor he might have been blacked out when one of my old podcasts dropped which had money in the bank back in the begining of May, anyway I am here with the steve nash like assist
lil scrappy ft. young buck - money in da bank (non mixtape version)

And as an extra bonus for the girls out their with nice titties here is the before mentioned mix which delves into everything from electro, favela funk, booty bass, b-more club, dance rock, house, synth shit and shit load of menace II society samples.
menace II the clouds
eat cloud - I miss my baby seal
Lil Scrappy ft. young buck - money in the bank
dj technics - I'm rich
treva whatever - dance class
bonde de role - melo de taboco
2 live crew - the fuck shop ( remix)
world class wrecking crew - dre's beat
grandmaster flash - scorpio (plaid remix)
mr skruff - sweet smoke (manitoba remix)
unknown - radiohead of the house
out hud - my two dads (dads reprise)
afx - ?
data thief - advanced social engineering
low budget - crazy eyes killa
raymond scott - the baltimore elcectric company
tittsworth - eastern motors
rick ross - hustling ( graeme sinden b-more remix)
eat cloud - bow'd brain
(side note eat cloud is the best dude making music right now that nobody knows about it, see him live and say I am wrong, I dare ya)

Speaking of en p he is probaly getting hard over this but the pop rap world is about to go to the cleaners with fiddy cent dissing puffy, and puffy kinda coming back with a song about him being rich and people biting his style? Question who the fuck is biting his style, shit If i dance around saying uhh,uhh alot would I be biting his style? Nah better yet if I pimped out the legacy of my supposed best friend to make all my money then I would be biting puffy's style? And yes I know he calls himself diddy but as B2 says he will always be sean "puffy" combs, the dude who over promoted a heavy d concert at a basketball arena.(old heads know the deal)

And puffys whole diss is based on a one liner that he is richer bitch. Get the fuck out of here, but it is not like 50 brought anything to table with his diss either. They should do a song together called who is making me more bored right now. Plus the whole feud started over mase which proves the evil of christianity. Second who gives a fuck about mase, certaintly not the record buying public. Dude stay in the church, christian rappers fucking suck harder than anything else on the planet. Jesus is a hippie and hippies hate bass music, hence why christian rap always sounds like shit.


50 cent - the bomb


Sean "puffy" combs - I'm richer bitch a supposed freestyle that someone else wrote for him

Much more Drunk than Focused; Summer of '06

This summer I was keeping the DAF dream alive by being more drunk than focused in every aspect of my life. Bud Heavies, vodka, gin and of course the ever so wonderful red wine were all in heavy rotation this summer. Whether it was sitting in parks, at the awkward "we're all in college now but still all party together parties" or making wise comments at kids in fanueil hall who needed wise comments made to them, this summer was spent drunk. This summer's love affair with alcohol was meant to come to an end on good terms at the end of the summer but it seems as though we can't get enough of each other and our relationship is getting serious now with the oncoming fall.

As for now I won't bore readers with dumb stories of my summer. I got some new shit for all a ya'll to check out.















"Rick Ross is one rapper I know could beat me up" - Beat Pervert

I agree with this statement from BP and I think it's the only reason I even like Ross. He did a good job picking beats for 'Port of Miami' and he sounds good on them in his own way, nothing to write home about on this album but just some shit to smoke a blunt to. Best song from the album:

Rick Ross - "White House"

You can call me a pussy if you want but I acctually think Justin Timberlake has done a good job reforming himself from "boy-band" faggot to a somewhat respected modern R&B artist. He's still a pussy but he gets some of the nicest production I've heard in the mainstream in awhile (thanks Timmy) . Anyway, this song here by him and T.I. is something (while playing in the backround) you can try to take advantage of a fat drunk female at a frat house this semester. T.I. sounds good as usual.

Justin Timberlake ft. T.I. - "My Love"




















What's this G-Unit South nonsense? Shit, I don't really know but I like it. Saw this video yesterday and picked up this shitty mixtape version of this song by Young Buck and Lil Scrappy.
This songs all fucked up but I'll update the link once I get the real version.

Young Buck and Lil Scrappy - "Money in the Bank"

Some more G-Unit/ Rocafella shit also from a mixtape (sorry)

Freeway ft. 50 Cent - "Bang Bang"
















Many readers of this blog have probably already seen Idlewild and heard the CD that came with it. But hey, this song is dope so check it out. From what I've heard I'm liking the new album.

Outkast - "Chronomentrophobia"

And to close out my debut post in fall of '06 I feel as though DAF needs a little K-Fed in its flavor. K-Fed loses control on Ellen and it might be one of the funniest performences I've ever seen. Plus he bangs the girl we used to all jerk off to in high school.
"I'm a superstar and I married a superstar"
hahahahahah

K-Fed losing control on Ellen

why you gonna go and do that huh perv? why you gotta go and do that

First things first a little bidness En P would like to say he will be returning soon he done drank too much this summer and forget his password to post shit. We here at drunk and focused are proud of his commitment to get fucked up and he will soon return with all the rap music white girls love, until then I'll hold it down for are dance challenged sisters with a couple new blends I did with my mayne Evaredy.

First up is too short's blow the whistle over the pete rock and cl smooth - troy beat and some TIP.
too short - blow the whistle (beat pevert and evaredy reminscing about your ho bootleg blend)

Next is the federation's - I am in love with a hoodrat over human league's - human
federation - In love with a hoodrat (beat pervert and evaredy playing human league records to seduce suicide girls bootleg blend)
and yes these blends will get you hooked like a dope fiend

random etc.

Spilling beer on a Thesaurus has never been more depressing. Sticky pages blanking out "F" through "I"; I'm medicating with local beer and Truffaut flicks. Missing a doctor's appointment. Live from the Public Library's computers, drunk on Yuengling, with tropical depression Ernesto taking its time into town, light rain light rain light rain. Impressed by Timberlake's brand new blue-eyed soul, Prince and Bowie birthing a dancefloor baby, tracks 4, 5 and 6 running the entire album. But I'm spending the rest of the afternoon getting drunk to Alice Cooper. "Under My Wheels" by the original marilyn manson, Alice calling out "telephone is ringin'"... "WHY DON'T YOU LET ME BE?!"

Nobody's touchin Dylan's new album. Damn fine music.

-V.

brand new podcast

My other podcast kinda of died, I done used up all my space, but don't fret I am back with a new and improved podcast and threee mixes, including a brand fucking new one thats BALLER.
the most baller podcast ever
grrrls out of hell - bloody guitars
acid mothers temple - phantom fireball
eat cloud - stop playing cs
daedelus - axe murderation (8 frozen modules remix)
zilla - aragami style
project pat - baller/Piano Overlord - Diplo's electric Manatee (beat pervert and evaredy smashing t-rex eggs for breakfast bootleg blend)
Hnatiw - a
justin timberlake ft. TI- My love
Broadcast - where youth and laughter go
Aphex twin - Next Heap With
123 Teeth - soapflute

Also as an added bonus three project pat songs cause you need this in your life
this ain't a game

riding on chrome

that drank

white gurls

Ahhh good ol' fashioned black Michael, you were a man amongst men, then you became a cracker and absolutely sucked and got woody Allen weird. But regardless of that you made thriller, and I sure do miss those days because you solved dj's problems worldwide of what to drop when in doubt when trying to get a white girl crowd to dance, and I am not talking hipster white girls, I am talking white girl who wants adina howard's freak song dropped thirteen years after Tony starks put that ass to sleep.

Sorry for the delay in posts but the drunk and focused posse went on an epic bender to celebrate black Michaels birthday yesterday. Michael was reportedly to have celebrated day by chasing unicorns only to ask them if they would sign his picture of Pedro Martinez throwing Don Zimmer to the ground. Needless to say the unicorns were not amused.



e-40 ft. juelz santana and ugk - white girl (g-rizzle remix)
Anyway for the white girls we have some of that drunk and focused teen beat shit with the gauntlet recap. Derrick must love e-40 cause he proved to be the dumbest motherfucker in the game. His first dumb move started when they had won a couple of missions in a row and voted theo and chanda into the gauntlet, even though he had an alliance with theo and that was his homie. This resulted in theo and chanda getting beat in the gauntlet by darrel and aviv. Then on the next mission they get voted into the gauntlet by big assed tina and kenny, which prompted diem to blow up and have a huge hissy fit saying Tina backstabbed them and all this bullshit and yadda yadda I have a cancer. They went against darrel and aviv in the gauntlet who only had 140 pounds of luggage to carry compared to the 240 for d and d (thats derrick and diem's tag team name.) Anyway Derrick thinks the bags are too heavy and says fuck it and leaves them. Dude was hoping that one of the puzzles would be to dropp your bags, but damn for that to work wouldn't you have to have bags to drop in the first place? Anyway the first puzzle is that they can drop one bag. They of course forget the flag and then get stuck on the second puzzle as darrel and aviv cross the finish line. This meltdown was epic and derrick is in pretty much tears lamenting the fact that he has become the karl malone of the gauntlet, and not to mention he blew it for a girl who needed the money for her hospital bills. And how the fuck did wes and casey make it this far? And what ever happened to that rumor that dude got fucked up by a kangaroo? That should be a ppv special, wes wrestles a kangaroo and at the end when he is going to pin the kangaroo casey hits him the head with a chair, and turns on him for all the verbal abuse over the missions. It would be like miss elizabeth and randy savage all over again, with a returning Alton taking over the Hulk Hogan role.

The return of Lemon Red

Ahh the homie varick thought putting up some of them thinking words was gonna sally up drunk and focused, but fuck that dude's words are good and plus I already sallyed this place up nice, teenage melodram what! I am saying the posse is almost back in full effect with en p returning in a couple weeks. I think he is currently camped outside master p's mansion's lawn and keeps knocking on his door every morning to challenge him to a game of one on one basketball. Supposedly lil romeo gives him table scraps so he ain't hungry. B2 the baptist is well I think he is on a mission in Africa trying to convert the heathens or some shit, then he is coming back to put the rest of the posse into rehab, gawd bless his heart.

Anyway with that bidness out the way we got some news on us doing it really big like manute bol on pogo sticks. Anyway we got the return of our good homie Lemon Red satuday September 16th at the red door. For those who don't remember lemon red was my dj podna last summer during the first months of scissor test. Anyway dude is doing big thangs for diplo's mad decent label and turntable lab in NY right now so y'all best better come out and support. Plus its a saturday no more weekday bitch ass excuses for why you didn't come out. More info will be coming soon but be on the lookout for some surprises. Plus this marks the return of Funwrecker and his white gloves. Also new mad decent podcast is up this time dealing with all thangs french and uffie talking about banging, which I like and ain't mad at all. I am all for cute girls talking about fucking these days.
maddecent radio

As for tracks we got some of that new zilla drum and bass shit thats dope, dude keeps on killing it
zilla - argami style

the man. (at beat pervert's request)

the man, the tender.
he'll be on his break, smoking as many menthols as he can before 10—
before ten, the 10A rolls loud afterhours;
the man, the tender pays attention to the Sound
watching the train tracks, watching for the highway for the figure
the figure, I cross at a lean
at a lean and he knows it's me and he burns the tobacco down low
and says
"Hey, izzat you?"
and I wave and say "Hey man,"
the man, the tender,
he says "I'll have one waiting for you."
and he goes back inside but I don't want to drink—
I'm just glad to be back in town with one bag on my back and I'm straining to walk across the highway but the flourescent flashes at me and the sign keeps on and I see the colors and the familiar front door and all that's left is the tender and his "HEY"
So, the man, the tender pours me a drink before I'm through the door
and says "Welcome back."
and it ain't been five minutes.
The man.
Gonna be a good night.

the mean cunt posse

Ahh the beauty of laguna beach its as if they took degrass high and moved it out of canada and replaced all the ugly people. And let us not forget how fucking ugly snake and wheels were, they took ugly to a craig mack level. And didn't wheels go to jail for drunk driving anyway in the degrassi movie or series finale? Or did he crash his car drunk and get paralyzed making his name come full cirlce? I am going to be thinking about this all day now.


In honor of the 2006 version of degrassi high drunk and focused presents its guide to laguna beach cause we got the teenybobber market on lock. I should be doing my first Tiger Beat cover any month now. I am going be bigger than kirk cameron soon with the kids, cause always remember beatpervert luh da kids

This season seems to be resolving around Tessa. Tessa does not seem as dumb as the rest but thats not really saying much. I figured the show would revolve around Breeana but it turns out beeana is dumber than LC and kinda on the degrassi and not the 90210 side of the looks. Anyway she is having drama with Rocky, who is tessa's bestfriend these days and not in with the "popular" mean girl clique. During the first episode we saw this in full force when tessa was invited by kyndra to a bbq at her house. Tessa brought rocky which pissed off the clique who just laid on a couch outside or hammock or some rich person shit you lay on, and acted like cunts to tessa and rocky till they left. Ahh the beauty of teenage melodrama. Anyway the mean cunt posse (thats my name for them y'all can use that if you want) is led by Kyndra, the Kelly from 90210 of her posse. She is also quote un quote the most popular girl in school cause she is the richest and most likely cause she has the best party house (and probaly gives the best blow jobs). The muscle of the posse, that being the biggest cunt, is Cami. Cami looks like a girl who likes to slap people and make girls cry. She is cartman in the form of a stupid spoiled whore. Lexie is the Donna Martin of the posse and I can't wait for season 4 and the let Lexie graduate episode. As for the dudes we got cameron, no killa but maybe not no homo?, who looks like a cross between tom brady and the masseuse who wanted to fuck drama.
"No that's when I did my three episode arc on 90210, sexually harassing Tori Spelling. "

He has the eye of Kyndra who wants to fuck him and some girl from back in the first two seasons of laguna beach, Kelly or some shit. Its the broad that used to date jason, the dark haired one. Anyway girl is getting played by a junior in high school which is some funny shit on so many levels. This shit will turn into some nice drama soon enough. The other two dudes are in a shitty band which they take too seriously and will probaly be overly pretentious about the whole time. Yep just think they talk about their band the way a pitchfork writer writes a review, and yes that review was metaphysical son! Also of note I can't wait for their shitty video to be played once on mtv after their show ends and then to never be seen again. I am saying reality bands don't get noticed when the show is off the air, ask puff daddy about this, or better yet ask dylan when he is not spitting hot fire.


This season should be some melrose place esque drama, I am talking straight up like when that red head blew up the place and took off her wig to reveal a huge fucking scar cause stupid spolied whores don't play, and this done show is chock full of them. Fuck the gauntlet I am riding with laguna from now on.

And for all the 14 year old girls who send me and that Dude justin love letters ( I am saying dude justin is huge with the kids, HUGE, also be on the lookout for his next posting because its a good old fashioned drunk rock n roll rant and a side note in a side note varick is huge with the suicide girls so go figure and guesse what the Eagles fucking suck, and is that donovan mcnabb puking in the corner?) is some of that justin timberlake remixed and shit
sexy back (dj oz parte traseira sexy remix)