rip pimp c

ugk- one day your here then your gone

its boiling in here

I do my mixes for the indians, what up great grandpa, not the pilgrims. But, regardless, here is something for y'all to give thanks for, a new mix from me. It's the perfect soundtrack for an acid trip with a cussin turkey nicknamed Randy
what is it, thanksgiving?

eddie arnold - make the world go away
olivia tremor control - chirstmas with william burroughs
gila - this morning
neutral milk hotel - the king of the flowers pt. 2, 3
fly pan am - ?
I Roct T - yo yo Trav
AFX - Sloth
Outkast - Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik (Diamond Remix)
boards of canada - roygbiv
edan - promise land
joy division - something must break
ol dirty bastard - shimmy shimmy ya/ Boards of canada - rue the whirl (drunk and focused big baby jesus drunk blend)
the byrds - mind gardens
gangstar - code of the streets (kenny dope remix)
xzibit - paparazzi/blockhead- carniovores unite (drunk and focused blend)
ultraworld - life after death
cajmere - brighter days
can - animal waves
os mutantes - tempo no tempo
chang gang - sound of the men
aly- us - follow me
faust - sad skinhead
nightmoves - transdance pascals
spirtualized - ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space
john cage - in a landscape
shadows j - hip this house

random ass tuesdays

Yeah I know we do the random ass shit on mondays, but to keep it truly random we dropping this track on a tuesday and the only connection to ass it has is it makes girls (or well more likely gay dudes) shake theirs
circle children - zulu

but what about the hoes?

Season Two of Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job started last night.....here's a link to the episode....and yes, you need this in your life.

Episode 201


and here's some promos for the season...

only when I am drunk

I can't believe I never posted up any licks shit up here before, well maybe I have but I was probably calling my dad a punk type shit drunk if I had and since have forgot about doing it. Regardless these ain't some rare shit, no exclusive demo shit, instead just two of my favorite alkaholiks tracks

alkaholiks - only when I am drunk

alkaholiks - make room

rip big baby jesus

We celebrating ol dirty drunken master bastard and the whole wu tang clan tonite as well as evaredy's 57th birthday, so come out listen to wu tang and get drunk off 2 dollar pbrs from 9-1 at the red door tonite

random ass mondays

Every monday drunk and focused will drop some random ass song about ass. What can we say we do it for the kids.

pastor troy - drop that ass

grrrrllls out of hell

Catch that dude justin tonite and his band Grrls out of hell for a big as scissor test halloween show. I'll be dressed up as a dude with mild concussion, ask en p about it, he helped me pick out this costume. So come out to the red door in portsmouth from 9-1, and as always there is no charge, 2 dollar pbrs to drank, and the drunk and focused posse playing anything from rap music, soul, rock, club and punk or whatever. And catch this thursday as well at our monthly party at the red door cause we really dope

and as a holiday treat I have something really scary because it combines horror-core and nepotism. Basically when gravediggaz was about to drop a whole horror-core movement was thought to be the next big, kinda like snap music was, and when one of russel simmons' nephew, or cousins, needed to be put on, they figured the horror core gimmick would be the perfect way to sell records, and well they were wrong, add in some ghoulish laughter right about now...dead wrong
flatlinerz - live evil

Watch Madsen's Feet: Part 2 of Superstar Matt Bonner's annual NBA preview

Western Conference

Golden State Warriors - I like Baron Davis, but his balk is bulky, the team got hot and peaked last year in the playoffs, yet still lost, and the team that returns this year is not as good as they were last year after trading away Jason Richardson.

L.A. Clippers - When the old man Sam Cassel is your top player, and both Sean Livingston, and Elton Brand are injured, you probably realize that is your fate, since you are a Clippers fan. They are kinda like rooting for "the genius" Lanny Poffo, instead of his big brother Randy " the macho man" Savage.

L.A. Lakers - I like Kobe “Not the true Mamba” Bryant because he is like a rich man’s Stephon Marbury. One week he is demanding a trade, then he is not, now out of the blue comes Jerry Bus to tell the world Kobe is touchable for the right offer, and now it looks he is going to be trade again, and I even heard if the Lakers are willing to throw in two future first rounders, and probaly Luke Walton, that the Spurs would consider trading me for Bryant, even though for the Spurs this would be a horrible blow to the fanbase who truly love Matt "the real Black Mamba" Bonner, (the real is like when some celbrity has a myspace and puts real in fron of there name to tell the world that its really them) Its ohh so confusing in L.A.,(not to mention the confusion between if I should stick with myspace or jump ship to facebook so I can keep in touch with all the bonner-maniacs) and Andrew Bynum is still waiting for an apology from the fake Mamba. And if I was young Bynum I would not hold my breathe, or any chance of playing if I get traded to the Lakers.

Phoenix Suns- I read someone’s review that claimed they should let go of Sean Marion now because they are so deep, and it made me realize how dumb most people are. Sure Marion said some pretty dumb things in the off-season, starting with the notion he’d rather be Joe Johnson on the Hawks, a guy with great stats on a shitty team, than Sean Marion on the suns, a guy whose the glue to what possible could be the best team in the NBA. Sure Marion demanded a trade but that is just the diva in him, and like Vince Carter before him, regardless of his diva tendencies he can also ball, and is the Sun’s best defender. The Sun’s need Marion if they are going to win a championship this year, which they are not.

Dallas Mavericks - I like this team, and its pretty much the same squad from last year. Yep that same squad who lost in the first round. Maybe David Hasselhoff falling off the wagon impacted Dirk last year in the playoffs in a way no American can truly understand.

Sacramento Kings - When people say that the tattoo culture is dead they probably look at Mike Bibby’s tattoos as proof. Theme of death will be a good metaphor for the playoff chances of the Kings this year. At least the Maloof brothers have the Real World Suite in Vegas to fall back on.

Houston Rockets - You ever see Rush Hour with Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker. Well the Houston Rockets are about to have Rush Hour 3 type success this year.

Memphis Grizzlies - Kyle Korver is the only guy in the NBA that can make Mike Miller seem tough. The Grizzlies are only going to go as far as Paul Gasol’s beard will take them.

New Orleans Hornets - If you are wondering this is what the Kings would have looked like had they replaced Bibby with Chris Paul, and kept Peja Stockivich and Bobby Jackson. At least for Kings fans the Hornets are going to be bad too.

San Antonio Spurs - We return the same team as last year, and if we win another tile I am making a rap albulm with Tony Parker, Mc solaar, and Guru all in French. I am not kidding I spit hot fire, no rapper better than bonner other than DyLan from making da band.


Denver Nuggets - The truth plus Carmelo equal mile high times. And no that was not a drug reference.

Minnesota Timberwolves - Are you sure Kevin McHale is not still secretly working for the Celtics. And at least they just got Antoine Walker in a draft and sent away dead beat blount. And in the next five years if Ricky Davis does not stab someone he will be the first player ever traded to every team in the NBA

Portland Trailblazers - Remember when the first pick of the draft seemed like a blessing?

Seattle Super Sonics - Kevin Durant is going to break the heart of every Trailblazer fan this year. Too bad the Super Sonics are going to be bad enough to break the heart of every Sonic fan though.

Utah Jazz - Mormons, Sloan, and Euro crybabies who look like the Russian from Rocky. The Jazz are going to be as good as they were last year.


1. San Antonio Spurs - Like Ric Flair always said to be the man, whooooo, you got to beat the man.
2. Phoenix Suns - They are still the best team in the NBA that are not the Spurs.
3. Dallas Mavericks - What’s the likelihood the Mavericks loose twice in the first round? Is it on par with Mark Cuban actually winning Dancing with the Stars? (and by the way jsut like cuban lost 30 pounds dancing the Mavericks will lose by thirty to the greatest team in the world, the San Antonio SPurs)
4. Houston Rockets - I guess Houston is a perfect fit for Rick Adelman, a team just not good enough to be at the championship level.
5. Utah Jazz - Do you think if Stephon Marbury played for Utah he would have multiple wives like he was Bill Hendrickson from HBO’s “Big Love.”
6. L.A. Lakers - This is if Kobe doesn't get traded
7. Denver Nuggets - Practice…we’re talking about practice.
8. New Orleans Hornets - Ummm call this the "Wire" pick, last season starts in January, and Bonner can't wait to see what hijinx Omar gets into this year

Predecition Spurs in four over the Pistons

Scissor Test Celebrates 2 and half years of being fly

Tonite we celebrate Scissor Test with the return of With the return of Astronautalis straight out of florida, where booty bass was born, the satanic booty bass of eat cloud has a new project which he will debut tonite called classy cloud, and good ol dirty Jack Blackwater will perform

And above is one of the orginal flyers of scissor test, this is when Lemon Red came aboard and before we started doing live shit, and instead was just playing club shit we couldn't play anywhere else in the area, and this is where Lemon Red found his love for b-more club (after hating and hating and hating on it anytime I dropped it) And as always funwrecker was there with his whitle. Then scissor test blew up and got wierd, (shout out to bif rike s&m, tong and noise in general) and now we are drunk and focused and probaly moving the party somewhere else, well maybe, more on that later. So come celebrate that old scissor test tonite and get batman drunk, and maybe burn down a house or two
drunk and focused posse - scissor test nation

And I'll be playing rap records/ kraut/pysch records, and probaly a lot of old house cause thats what I been obessing over lately

Party starts at 8 and ends at 1, as always shits free, and the pbrs are 2 dollars

http://www.myspace.com/astronautalis

myspace.com/eatcloud
http://www.myspace.com/jackblackwater

NBA Champion Matt Bonner's has more rings than gump ass garnett 8th annual NBA Spectacular Preview

Wow I have a tummy ache because I been eating so many shrimp, and basking in the glory of what it means to be an NBA champion. Ohh in case you didn't hear my team, the 2007 World Champion San Antonio Spurs, won the championship. You want to know how good we were? We were so good I didn't have to break a sweat during the whole finals. Yep, we so good I only had to play about 2 minutes a game over the whole playoffs. Think about that for a minute, me, Matt Bonner, the real Mamba, was not even needed by the Spurs cause we always won so easily, and well it wouldn't be fair to the other team if both me and Duncan played monster minutes. I am telling you Pop is too benvolent, but that's in the past. So let's get on with business, socks on, with NBA Champion Matt Bonner's has more rings than gump ass garnett 8th annual NBA Spectacular Preview

Eastern Conference
Atlanta Hawks - Think about this Hawks fans you didn’t win shit when you had Dominique Wilkins playing for you, and the rock n roll express winning titles in the old Omni theatre, and now for this season you half to count on the emergence of Antoine Walker and Al Harrington to compliment Joe Johnson, and this ascension will be an essential reason for you to have any chance of even competing for a playoff spot. Let me repeat that. You have to hope for the emergence of Antoine Walker and Al Harrington, the Group Home of duos in the NBA(And this is a Group Home with no Premier on the beat), just to even think about a seven or eight seed in the playoffs.. With Walker, other than its his contract year, what‘s to stop him from gorging on too many midnight snacks at the waffle house and giving a whole new meaning to the world “wiggle,“ and not to mention giving every Hawks fan over sixty a heart attack with one of his many ill advised three pointers. And Harrington is like Chino XL, he shows glimmers of promise, but overall he never takes it the next level. So yeah If I was a Hawks fan, I’d wait till next year, and get ready to see a lot of Acie Law IV because Tyrone Lue and Speedy Claxton are allergic to being full time starting point guards.

I wrote that about the 2004 Hawks when I was just getting the Red Rocket phenmenom started in Toronto. But now its 2007, I am a world champion, and Acie Law IV is their starting point guard, their best player is still Joe Johnson, and the best they can still hope for this season is sneaking into the playoffs as an eight seed. Yep its good to see nothing has really changed in Atlanta over the years, well except for what the kids dance too. Sidenote Bonner always supermans that ho, just ass gump ass cape wearing Garnett
and just for old time sakes


Boston Celtics - All right my bias is going to show now but who are the ad wizards who came up the nickname the C-eatles, yes the fucking C-eatles. You get it its like Beatles with a C, and KG is Paul, which makes me question if a dude who chooses to be sally ass Paul of all the Beatles, gives me doubts he is man who can lead them to the championship. Plus he loves soccer and also got his ass whooped by me,Matt Bonner, the redhead from New Hampshire, and cult legend, and not to mention NBA champion, Matt Bonner. Regardless of anything this team is a year and a coaching change away from competing for a championship, and oh yeah if the Spurs plane crashes and me and Duncan are the sole survivors and can only play in wheelchairs, actually I still give us the advantage over that gump. You can’t tell me Rondo and Perk, and a pretty non-existent bench, especially if Tony Allen’s knees don’t hold up, is any better than the supporting cast KG had in Minnesota with Spreewell and Sam Cassel, and without a supporting cast we saw what happened with that big three. Rumor has it that Brian Scalibrine used voodoo to channel the spirit of every great white Celtic of the past to become a Bill Walton-esque six man off the bench, redheads unite we takin over this NBA shit.

Charlotte Bobcats - This looks like a fantasy team put together by a guy who primarily only watches college basketball, and thus would probaly be a big Matt Bonner fan. They resigned Gerald Wallace, and added Jason Richardson, who is a great player, but was still a head-scratcher of a deal. If Okafor has a monster year, Morrison finds his shooting touch again while remaining tear free, and Sean May finds his way out of the tub club, he is soft like silly puddy, the Bobcats could be a pretty solid team. I mean there has to have been some reason Gerald Wallace was so eager to re-sign with them. Right?


Chicago - I know its easy to like the Bulls because they have a lot of nice players. Deng is real nice. Gordon is real nice. Hendrich is solid, and Wallace is still solid on the defensive end. But nice only get’s you so far, (well unless you are paired with CL Smooth) and they are missing that superstar in the lineup to take them away from the middle of the pack. Until they get that last piece they will always be a solid, dangerous team, but never a title contender.

Cleveland Cavaliers - Wait a minute the Cavs made it to the finals with Lebron James, and ummmm, ummmm, Donyell Marshall and a hurt Larry Hughes. Hell their second best scorer was some unknown rookie named Boobie, and their best rebounder was a Brazilian off the bench, and they had a stand in for Frankenstein as their center. Let’s not forget pretty much the same team is back this year, and Donyell Marshall is still one of their key players. I am not really sure what to expect from this Cav’s team. If the Cavs finish with the first, or even the eight seed in the playoffs I would not be surprised at either outcome. Plus gas face to Lebron for wearing a Yankee’s hate in Cleveland, and that bad karma has already doomed their season. Also if Lebron get’s hurt this may be the worst team in basketball, its scary how important he is to their success. Actually he gets the gas face not for wearing the hat, but just for being a Yankees fan in general.

Detroit Pistons - You know how sometimes after a rap group peaks and they can coast with the same line up year and year out, and be really good, but nobody every will argue they are best anymore, think Hieroglyphics. That’s the Detroit Pistons this year.


Indiana Pacers - Remember when the melee happened and Jermaine O’Neal cold cocked the guy who looked like Turtle from Entourage? By the end of the season O’Neal, if he is not traded, will want to do that to everyone around him. It will be like a real life version of the SNL short when Andy Samberg
punches everyone in the face before they eat food.

Miami Heat - I wonder if Shaq is at the point of his career when instead of wearing his heat uniform, instead he is going to come out in a black singlet with one strap like Andre the Giant. They will be good as long as Wade doesn’t get hurt, but if he is not healed from last year they will be brutally bad. But on a bright side since Shaq did that reality show with fat kids this summer you would think he would actually come to camp in shape this summer. I said you would think though.

Milwaukee Bucks - Could you blame China’s version of Sean Bradley for not wanting to play in Milwaukee? Hell you probably have some reservations too if you had to share a locker next an Australian named Bogart, who probably grew out a creepy moustache over the off-season because that is something Australians do. On the bright side it’s a team with a lot of potential with Bobby Simmons, Michael Redd, Charlie Villanueva, and Maurice Williams running the point. They are last year’s Bulls only with an uglier fan base, and a stronger love for cheese.

New Jersey - They are like an r and b group. Vince Carter is the diva, Richard Jefferson is the other diva (the Kelly Rowland to Carter’s Beyonce if you will), and Jason Kidd is the guy in the back making all the beats. Problem is the rest of the squad is horrid and well the team is a bunch of divas, and Kidd is bound to get hurt at least once this season. But on the flip side if you like pretty dunks while your team loses by fifteen this is the team to watch.

New York Knicks - I don’t care what happens this year with this team, other than it results in Stephon Marbury getting his own reality show. “I didn’t call her a black bitch. I called her a bitch.” Let’s get this clear Knicks fan your team is going to be everyone’s bitch this year unless all this teams many head cases come together. And something else to look forward to Knicks fans, while your coach was busy losing his sexual harassment case, you shouldn’t have had to worry because during that time he only had basketball affairs on the mind. Matt Bonner asks who you calling a bitch, UNITY, wow was that a horrible song.

Orlando Magic - The Rashard Lewis signing is like when you go to a strip club and get way too drunk, and up blowing way more money than anyone should spend on lap dances, Bonner is the king of the tip drill, but this ultimately leads to a hand job in the back room. Sure you over paid for it, but your still somewhat satisfied at the end. Adding Lewis will make the Magic a potential sleeper in the conference title hunt, but I still think they end up coming up a little short at the end. But I do see monster years from Dwight Howard, and Jameer Nelson, as well as a 3 inch growth spurt for Hedo Turkolo. I am saying he is going to be 7’9 before he retires.

Philadelphia 76ers - Every preview of this team will mention how talented they are, but in the same paragraph how the have no chance at making the playoffs. Let me put it to you in reality, this team has no star, no chance at success, and no Allen Iverson. Andre Iguodala and Andre Miller are two top notch guards, but when your third best player is a shot blocking center, and the rest of your team is unproven young guys, the playoffs are not in your future.

Toronto Raptors - I really like this team as a solid three or fourth seed, they would be a one seed had I not left, the Red Rocket still runs Toronto. Chris Bosh is a beast, and TJ Ford is the Keith Murray of point guards, meaning I probably like him more than I should, and he probably uses a lot of big words. Their supporting cast is solid, and they played great towards the end of last season. They won’t win the conference this year, but they will be in the thick of things.

Washington Wizards - I would like this team a lot more if I only played fantasy basketball, and only read Gilbert Arena’s blog. I also realize this is the modern version of Golden State Warriors when they had their big TMT three, shout out to Chris Mullin’s flat top, and while they are both exciting to watch, make sure you catch them in the regular season because they won’t be around to much in the post.

1. Boston Celtics - I believe in voodoo, and red heads in the NBA.

2. Detroit Pistons - I am sure the new Del album on Def Jux is going to pretty decent too. But definitely not one of the best of the year.

3. Chicago Bulls - At least you guys have the juke phone now.

4. Toronto Raptors - Chris Bosh could carry this team even higher, but not as high as I could have.

5. Orland Magic - The happy ending team, with the interesting subplot of did many inches will Hedo grow during the season.

6. Cleveland Cavaliers - Could be higher depending on Bron Bron, but the rest of the team still sucks.

7.Washington Wizards - The most popular team with the bloggers.

8.) New Jersey Nets - Actually the seven and eight seeds could be either the Wiz, Nets, Knicks, or Bucks depending on injuries, and the usual crazy shit that happens during season, but for gut instinct I am going to go with the divas on this one.

Drunk, focused, and armed with scissors and mixes

beat pervert - scissor test is dead
Boris - Huge
neotrpic - inch inch (remix)
lil wayne - I feel like dying
dead meadow - heaven
amon duul - paramechanische welt
boredoms - omega
do make say think - ?
boards of canada - the color of fire
sigur ros - track 8
mia ft. bun b and rich boy - paper planes (remix)
add n to x - fyuz (beat pervert calmin ya ass down edit)
UFO - Star Storm
faust - don't take roots
squarepusher - ultravistor
biggie smalls - party and bullshit
pink floyd - on the run
antithesisters - eddie winslow
joy division - she's lost control
my bloody valentine - sueisfine
famlay - beeper/ Roni Size- Brown Paper Bag (drunk and focused posse blend)
wes fi - haterz (sinden remix)
electric company - ?
eat cloud - satanic booty bass
dj spinna and dj rashad - girl bust down
bad brains - how low can a punk get
germs - no god
suicidal tendencies - institutionalized
slowdive - soulvaki space station
spaceman 3 - walking with jesus

evaredy - just a rap mix from the king of panacake booty
Mango Meat - Mandrill
Straight out the Jungle - The Jungle Brothers
Check Yo Self (message remix) - Ice Cube
If it ain't ruff - N.W.A.
A star in the ghetto - Average White Band and Ben E. King
Now they wanna see me - Percee P and Ekim
Ya mama (baka boyz remix) - The Pharcyde
Step to the Rear - Brand Nubian
Step up Front - Positive K
Step to me - Diamond D
C'mon - Ultimate Force ft. Fat Joe
Black with N.V. - Black Sheep
Whatcha Want? - Nine
Strong Island - JVC Force
Crossover - EPMD
Hold the Lafta - Bizzie Boys
It's Up To You (Television Mix) - Coldcut and Steinski
Beats and Pieces - Coldcut and Steinski
The Bay-Bronx Bridge - Masters of Illusion
Watch me Now - Ultramagnetic MC's
Message from the Boss - Ultramagnetic MC's
Whirlwind Pyramid - The D.O.C.
Lend me an Ear - The D.O.C.
Don't Scandalize Mine - Sugar Bear
Venus - Slick Rick
Eye Know (The Know it All Mix) - De La Soul
Peg - Steely Dan

Catch me and evaredy thursday night at the Red Door from 9-1 playing funk, soul, pysche, post punk, rap, bmore, house, juke etc all night long. We are celebrating our good looks tonite cause we are those hot young studs everyone has been talking about.

we're the hot young studs

drunk and focused posse - buhloone mind state
tangerine dream - alpha centauri
Maggie's Last Party - V.I.M.
Ha Dance - Masters at Work
Blow Your House Down - A Guy Called Gerald
Turn this Mutha out - 33 Queen
Keep Movin - Cajmere
Around the World (Killdahype remix) - Daft Punk
I am Somebody (old school remix by kenny dope) - Dj Mehdi ft. Chromeo
Bump (Switch Remix) - Spank Rock
NYC Beat (Detriot Remix) - Armand Van Helden
Divine Gosa (club mix) - Radioclit
We All Gonna - Dj Technics
Wassupwassup - Diplo ft. ryerye
Don't Start No Shit - Klever
African Chant - Scottie B and King Tut
Check Me Out Like - Dj Blaqstarr
W.A.Y.U.H. (Scottie B Remix) - The Rapture
Dj taj's classic club track #1 - Bamabounce
Work this Pussy - Go Bitch Go
Computer Madness - Steve Poindexter
Unknown B Side - Kraftwerk
Burn it Down (Hatchmatik Burn Down the Club Remix) - Intoxicated
Turn up the Bump - Al Ripken
Shine Cause I Grind (drunk and focused ho on my knob blend) - Crime Mob
Southern Nigga - Lil' Keke and Slim Thug ft. Mr. Lee, Rell, 8 Ball, E-Rock,
Bluff City Classic - Kia Shine ft. MJG and 8 Ball
Feel like I'm the one who's doing dope - UGK
Bottle Poppin' - Yung Joc and Gorilla Zoe
Pop, Lock it (Juke Remix) - Huey
Juke Dat Soulja Boy (Dj Ayres Remix) - Soulja Boy
Gangsta Breaks - Dj Godfather
That Booty's Perculating - Dj Godfather
Yo Mouf (Jawbone Mix) - Dj Deeon
Livin The (Good Life) - Dj Assault

Sorry for the delay but I been busy looking fly, meeting with people in hollywood(the cw thinks drunk and focused can be huge), moving to boston, you know living the really really good life, and thats without t pain on the hook. The first annual Big 2 and half year Scissor Test buhloon mindstate anniversary party is going down Tuesday October 23rd with a bunch of live acts and the drunk and focused posse. The Scissors Are Dead mix is on its way cause Drunk and Focused is taking over, and Evaredy done gone into rap mode and is dropping a free mix as well because we at drunk and focused love our five loyal fans. And if you come out to the show we will be giving away free home made copies of the mix tapes(and or vouchers where you can dl them here) with a personalized message of inspiration from the drunk and focused posse and U God.

NO MATTER WHAT YOU OBTAIN IN LIFE YOU ARE STILL A PERSON

These words of wisdom are taking straight from U-God himself. Now we at drunk and focused have a real special spot in our hearts for U-god, when I was 12 years old I could name anytime u-god appeared on a wu tang song, i think it was about seven at that time, and after hearing him argue with Method Man on the Show, I knew U god was the best.
This is rza and ol dirty before they were in Wu Tang, sorry I couldn't find any U _ god video prior to when he joined the clan, actually I was looking for the Show clip but youtubefailed me, and also I think U god worked in a video store and used to hook rza up with cheap kung fu movies when his advance from his Prince Rakeem album ran out

U God rules because he is like your asshole older cousin that no one really likes that much, but you yet always has to be around because he is family. Plus I have a good story about u god and nh which involves blunts, stunts, and Allah that I can't tell because I am worried U God will find me and whoop my ass, and I am saying he has time like that, to do shit like that, and its U God, I love u god and still bump that shampoo joint from the second wu album when I get freaky with my girl. That shit is sexy like barry white naked in a hot tub of oatmeal. Yeah you can say word now. Word...on to the wisdom of u-god

1.THE WORLD IS YOUR COW MILK IT .
2.NO MATTER WHAT YOU OBTAIN IN LIFE YOU ARE STILL A PERSON
3.BELIEVE THAT YOU HAVE NO BARRIERS.
4.IF YOU ARE PATIENT YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH ANY THNING.
5.WORRYING SHOWS THAT YOU CARE .
6.THE REVERSE SIDE ALSO HAS A REVERSE SIDE.
7.INSPIRATION GIVES DIRECTION.
8.A BULLY IS ALWAYS A COWARD
9.WE BE -COME BY EXAMPLE
10.THE PRETTIEST FLOWER BLOOM THE SHORTEST PERIOD.
11.LIFE IS 10% PERCENT WHAT HAPPENEN TO YOU AND 90% HOW YOU REACT .
12.IF YOUR BORED LOOK FOR SOMETHING TO DO .
13.YOU ARE HERE NOW .
14.FADS ARE MEANT TO DIE .
15.YOU CAN BE STRICT AN LOVEING AT THE SAME TIME .
16.WHATS DONE IS DONE .
17.ENEMIES KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES .
18.YOU CANNOT ARGUE WITH SUCCESS .
19.DEFEAT EDUCATES US
20.THE NIGHT APPEARS TO LAST LONGER THAN THE DAY.
21.OUT LIVE YOUR ENEMIES .
22.BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.
23.TALKIN IS ONE OF THE FINE ARTS .
24.PAUSE FOR ENLIGHTENMENT.
25.WESEE THINGS MORE THAN JUST WITH OUR EYES .
26.A GOOD MARRIAGE GET BETTER WITH TIME .
27.A COMMON COVER UP FOR HURT IS ANGER .
28.DO NOT ADVERTISE WHAT YOU CANT FOR FILL
29.SIMPLIFY YOUR EATING HABBITS .
30.PROBLEM SOLVEN IS A GREAT SKILL .

8 DIAGRAMS COMIN SOON UGODZILLA WUTANG CLAN

it sounds like a pause mixtape

I don't remember where I got this track but it sounds straight off of someone's pause mixtape they made in 96, it's a good thing don't worry. And I wonder where shyhiem is these days? I hope its not driving a cab.
big l ft shyheim - you know my name

And new drunk and focused possse mix about to drop in the next few days but you can check the playlist for now

1. Maggie's Last Party - V.I.M.
2. Ha Dance - Masters at Work
3. Blow Your House Down - A Guy Called Gerald
4. Turn this Mutha out - 33 Queen
5. Keep Movin - Cajmere
6. Around the World (Killdahype remix) - Daft Punk
7. I am Somebody (old school remix by kenny dope) - Dj Mehdi ft. Chromeo
8. Bump (Switch Remix) - Spank Rock
9. NYC Beat (Detriot Remix) - Armand Van Helden
10. Divine Gosa (club mix) - Radioclit
11. We All Gonna - Dj Technics
12. Wassupwassup - Diplo ft. ryerye
13. Don't Start No Shit - Klever
14: African Chant - Scottie B and King Tut
15: Check Me Out Like - Dj Blaqstarr
16: W.A.Y.U.H. (Scottie B Remix) - The Rapture
17: Dj taj's classic club track #1 - Bamabounce
18: Work this Pussy - Go Bitch Go
19: Computer Madness - Steve Poindexter
20: Unknown B Side - Kraftwerk
21: Burn it Down (Hatchmatik Burn Down the Club Remix) - Intoxicated
22: Turn up the Bump - Al Ripken
23: Shine Cause I Grind (drunk and focused ho on my knob blend) - Crime Mob
24: Southern Nigga - Lil' Keke and Slim Thug ft. Mr. Lee, Rell, 8 Ball, E-Rock,
25: Bluff City Classic - Kia Shine ft. MJG and 8 Ball
26: Feel like I'm the one who's doing dope - UGK
27: Bottle Poppin' - Yung Joc and Gorilla Zoe
28: Pop, Lock it (Juke Remix) - Huey
29: Juke Dat Soulja Boy (Dj Ayres Remix) - Soulja Boy
30: Gangsta Breaks - Dj Godfather
31: That Booty's Perculating - Dj Godfather
32: Yo Mouf (Jawbone Mix) - Dj Deeon
33: Livin The (Good Life) - Dj Assault

whatever ho stop snitching

Project Pat and Hypnotize camp posse - rinky dink whatever ho

hissy fits sell records and I love you all like I love my dick size

Wait a minute Kayne you upset doggie because you didn't win a VMA? What you should have done instead of acting a bitch backstage like a fucking diva was instead barged into the fall out boy room, you know the room when they pretended they were rock stars and broke a guitar cause there so edgy!, and in the hotel room you should have just walked and slugged one of them in the face, I would pick the one who says he is a dj and loves to play Journey and pour some sugar on me, you know the one that plays the davy jones I am so cute role in their boy band. Now usually I don't give a fucks about boy band musicians, especially those who like to pretend there djs cause them fools ain't taking no money out of my pocket and their career's are usually over in a year or two, think Crazy Town, and yeah great butterfly lyrics that impressed 13 year old girls everywhere and subsequently made everything incubus wrote about seem deep. I mean I understand that lead singer is so dreamy and so mad at bush and you know lazy lyrics hinged with some bullshit political edge is like sooo edgy and Incubus is just like a cuter rage against the machine. But yeah Kayne West said Bush hates black people and this all makes sense because I am gonna end this by saying Perv hates bitches who cry about vmas, wait a minute circular logic would then point that I hate kayne west thus I hate black people which is totally false, I hate divas, yes Perv Hates divas and loves black people but not in the taking a picture with them with my thumbs up sort of way, and not that I wouldn't take a picture like that, I mean sure I could but I don't, I usually just smile like Eric B did when he counted all the money he made of rakim. This makes no sense just like Kayne having a fucking hissy fit over a vma that doesn't mean shit because mtv doesn't even play videos anymore

But don't get it twisted I don't hate Kayne West, to me he is the new and improved p diddy, and I say that not as diss. What you guys don't like P Diddy? I like puffy even if he did over sell tickets for that heavy d concert. And P diddy can dance look at him in Ibiza with a whistle and everything (Funwrecker has the same whistle complete with soccer ball, jesus christ puffy why not just bring out a pacifer and we can play gucci man pills and say puffy might be, yes bitch he might be)

Kayne makes good beats, has an unreal dj with him named a-track, but lets be honest dude is soft as hell on the mic, but it doesn't matter because he sounds good over tracks. Hell who even cares about lyrics anymore. Old heads like to pretend everything was so much deeper back then but hell listen to any old wu tang solo member's album and try to decipher anything they are saying, well other than capadonna's genius line about loving you like he loves his dick size. Shit didn't matter cause they dropped a few quotables once in awhile and had good beats behind them. The formula for success ain't that difficult and if all these so called throw back groups, I am looking at you big brother (no the group and not my big brother b2), realized this and stopped being so fucking boring and just rapping about how good rap used to be then maybe I wouldn't have to spend all fucking day on youtube trying to learn new dances from the south, watch out for the crank dat perv coming soon.

can y'all play some country

People tend to make dumb requests and djs get used to it. Like some dude trying to pick up a prostitute asking me if I had anything more up beat when I am playing b-more at 136, and yes homeboy was trying hard with this working women.(no julia roberts) But fuck it some dudes need to pay for handjobs, while other dudes got to take a bitch out for dinner to get a little head. I am in the Riley camp of giving the girl some money before hand and telling her she can go grocery shopping, maybe cook me up some salmon and potatoes with some greens. Anyway none of this has anything to do with this post which is to say come check me out tonite in dover nh at the last Twilight Show of the Sumer at Tranquilities playing records outside before Tan Vampires and Tiny Whales sets. The drunk and focused posse will be in effect and I will be taking requests and then playing something completely different because I am an asshole like that and then blaming evaredy, or putting on a really awful song and having him get back on the decks to have to deal with it.

bonde do role - montage cabra
kayne - stronger (atrack remix)

dance dance dance to the radio

Y'all weren't expecting me to post during my birthday week were you? Hell I been busy with alcohol, pussy, weed, and mixtapes. Big things coming in the meantime check out these videos from the tony wilson influence

joy divison transmission and she's out of control live


love will tear us apart


new order blue monday live

tony wilson introducing the happy mondays in 2007 at coachella


happy mondays -hallelujah


a happy monday's interview is what like a drunk and focused posse interview would be like

R.I.P. Tony Wilson

Found about his passing over the weekend.....

New Order - 5-8-6 (from the peel sessions lp)

I superman that ho whether its my birthday or not

Yep your boy perv is officially one year older on this day which means I have now been fresher,more fly, and well even more handsome than most for 25 years now. So come celebrate how dope I am tomorrow at the scissor test with a whole lot of bass music to shake that ass too. As always it goes down from 9-1 at the red door in portsmouth with no cover charge and them 2 dollar pbrs



crank dat dj ayres rough juke mix

crank dat cousin cole housey remix

I like Can

can - the millions game
this is some rare ass can song I think was originally supposed to be for a game show or some shit like that and it sounds kinda of surf rock-ish, think huey lewis and the news if they were from germany, had a drummer that was better than a robot, and well didn't absolutely suck. So yes to make a long description short this song sounds nothing like heuy lewis and the news.
Also this cover might be the exact point rolling stone fell off forever, and don't get me started on that bitch tom wolfe, who writes painfully boring stories and ruined white suits for everyone other than puffy.

Hey tommy know what would make a good story? How about your old out of touch ass writes a book about a modern college freshmen girl, ohh wait a minute that was your last book which makes sense cause when I think of topics you should write about one you have no fucking clue about would be at the top of my list. Hell hit me on the monster bot that eats words (thats what tom wolfe calls his computer) and I'll explain aim, why college girls are easy, and what tribe called quest song your character should have liked. To come full circle Tom wolfe is not german, he never did acid or even drank kool aid, and he is just like huey lewis and the news a fucking square.

all I wanted was a pepsi

Combine suicidal tendencies plus Miami Vice dubbed in french with a crazy old horn dog yayed up in a wheelchair throwing his gun in the air plus the cast of mad max at an ed banger party and you get this clip

daiseys are yellow

lil wayne - i feel like dying

sunday monday tuesday hmm hmmm hmmm

All I have to say is this video is hulk hogan singing in a japanese commercial while a white baby looks at him so serene and at the end two cartoon rabbits appear and probaly say something in japanese about how much a pussy hogan looks like in this commercial and that giant baba would whoop his ass, or something like that I only speak american

ain't nuttin wrong with a little hip house

There are about 26 reasons why jungle brothers are better than tribe called quest and this is not a diss on tribe at all, but rather a stand up for the jungle brothers, because we all know all the tribe fans at a string cheese incident concert aren't going around talking about the jungle brothers, rather the girls are letting their arm pits get hairy talking about how deep talib kweli is, and how the don't like rap music that makes you dance cause they are soft as fuck and rappers curse too much and give them bad vibes or something a dumb ass white girl would say. Plus jungle brothers fucked around with house music and these days we know the only thang the drunk and focused posse wants to do is dance
here some of that classic jungle brothers sound

What the hell movie is this from? And its a jungle remix to boot and I know have this on vinyl somewhere and I'll rip it on mp3 if I ever find it

not too big not too skinny kinda of soft like silly putty I like this line and you can never go wrong with native tongues

house music all night long




I am dropping this song tonite when I dj for no real reason other than I been wanting to watch old episodes of amp again
And you can catch me and evaredy at the red door tonite 9-1 playing house music all night long (actually were not playing house music all night long) But we will be playing funk, soul, rap, b-more, and ghetto tech

Can't Tell Me Nothin' (Zach Galifianakis Version)

Beat Pervert is at School

Amanda,

I wish I could help you. I am always looking for ways to encourage new people entering the school psyc. profession. However, I along with many others in the state,have some serious concerns about the quality of the SNHU program. It is lacking many basics, which means the burden is on the supervisor to provide training that should be done before a student does a practicum. I suggest you and your fellow students talk with the program director about the need for course work specifically designed for a school psychology program and taught by a certified school psychologist. The state department of education is also concerned but I think change will only come about if the students, as consumers, push for it. Good luck.

Barbara


This was left on the computer in the library I am using. I just started a ten day residency for the last year of my MFA program. So in one year I will be a grad school graduate with a masters in a a field which will allow me to work at a record store for minium wage or maybe bag your groceries with a sense of pride you could never feel.
I'll do anything with a detached air of superiority
It also gives me a great excuse to tell a job they ain't on my level when they question my work habits such as taking too many days off, or always coming in late to work or from breaks and lunch. I am saying grading standerdized tests is the devils work and If I am late it is because I was doing shit lil wayne does on the sidewalk in NY, which doesn't mean I ain't a good worker, and regardless I graded tests at twice the speed of all those washed up teachers and house wifes( i was the fu schinkens of grading tests fast and I never worked with Shaq). But in the end it doesn't matter because not working a 9-5 means I can find gems like this on the internet

Boards of Canada got really drunk with the hoff and after a whole lot of rim jobs no german-o? they made this video which two of the dudes from kraftwerk directed and one guy from Faust gave a thumbs up too

Y'all know about weed carriers right (and bras and panties)

Dear Lil Wayne, Lindsey Lohan and Ja Rule its called a weed carrier its a person in your crew who holds your drugs, guns, drives your car when your fucking drunk and takes the rap when the cops come around, and its a luxury rich people have, y'all should think about it. And surprisingly the new lil wayne and ja rule track ain't bad,New joint courtesy of Emynd and is Ja Rule finally coming back after Curtis has fell off a little and is left with old ass child beating tony yayo as his last soldier riding the g unit flag? Well anyway fuck all these dumb bastards getting arrested for dumb shit (and if anyone knows something about getting arrested for dumb shit its me) and really this whole post is just an excuse so I can post up some cash money click videos that I used to watch on this Gavin hip hop video from 94 that had a king just no flow on the rodeo video and more bubble jackets than you could shake a fist at.
First up is cash money click get the fortune motherfuck the fame or anyone else's career after ja rule left

Next up the click features mic geronimo who put them on and dude also put on jay z(well sorta but he featured him on his albulm back when jay wasn't rich and listening to yacht rock with white folks, not to mention putting on dmx and ja rule and never getting the favor returned and having to go on some wack ass reality show on mtv that probaly inspired underage and engaged (and not to mention broke as fuck)
And yes I still have a mic geronimo t-shirt with 4 my click on the back of it (courtesy b2)and I still wear it proudly.

And I couldn't find the no flows on the rodeo track which dmx and ruff ryders bit the fuck out of, but here is warrior's drum instead

And if you are going to get lifted you might not want to do it in the streets of new york...I am looking at you lil wayne

Name Changing is CuddleBunny

But this song is not.

Kanye does keep the good beats for himself.

Kanye - "Can't Tell Me Nothing"

I used to have the starter jacket with the logo

lil wayne - la la la

And mixes are coming there are three now because I was enjoying some la la la and figured it would be a good idea to turn on my lamp cause it was getting dark and since my lamp is busted the switch was stuck in so I used my teeth to pull it out (which seemed like a good idea at the time cause I was high) and literally shocked the shit out of myself and from there I made a really random mix with a lot of ugly bass. Moral of the story when high just think about shit like what kind of starter jacket you rocked. I had a Falcons one with the hat to match (no dog-fighto)

Andy wears purple sweatpants

I am an asshole and missed my friend eat cloud's show this past thursday at the middle east with Dan Deacon so to make up for it here is some live shit from him and a video someone made to his song big kitchen







Also big tings popping this week with two mixes dropping this week one just by me and the other with my drunk and focused podna named White People Ruin Everything

And catch me at scissor test tonite djing with evaredy from 9-1 at the Red Door in portsmouth

i ain't a mirror

copped this off the low budget board...

what cha starin at

070807 mix

Here's a mix i put together over the weekend..

070807 mix - evaredy
dj ayres - go back
xxxchange - shake em down
dj technics - mr. postman
papa - dj eli
robin thicke - cocaine (spruce lee remix)
krames - spottiottidopalicious bounce
dj ayres - move on up
matthew !wowow! - night train
dj booman and p. diddy - get off
dj booman - we fly high
llyod - get it shawty (them jeans remix)
stretch armstrong - just can't get enough (bmore bandwagon remix)
buraka som sistema ft. petty - yah!
bonde do role - office boy (shir kahn remix)
kid sister - control
snack n c'mish - young md
dj blaqstarr - hands up thumbs down

I am going starbury type crazy

Ok how good is marbury gonna be next year? How about 13 dimes and 2-3 assists per game. Doesn't matter if its the same thang Starbury thinks on a higher level than y'all. And if b2 wonders why we post dance remixes watch to the end of this video and you will see why and to help you dance here is a new scottie b remix
chuck brown -chuck baby (scottie b mix)

And B2 is just old these days and has been saying hip hop is dead since 94, and is just salty about how much his old radio show the mothership connection has falling off.

wash your feet

watch my feet

It ain't hard to tell...hip hop is dead

The activities of B2 the Baptist are usually limited to breathing new life into willing souls. But I've been pounding the chest of Hip Hop like a meth-fueled paramedic administering CPR to an unresponsive patient. I used to love her and Common until he dropped his Sense. If hip hop is still alive then can anyone explain to me why Beat Pervert gets more excited about posting his dance remixes then creating those original hardcore hip hop beats? I use my turntables now to play old Yardbird records while I Reminisce Over You.

b2 the Baptist

beware of acid freaks from the south dancing to disco

Drunk and Focused is for the kids so with that in mind here are a few dance songs to impress that special lady friend you have you eye on
First up is a diplo and eli remix of justice's DANCE as they make it so fucking disco. This song is perfect to impress the girl who just came back from a semester in france with a healthy appetite for ed banger records and that white girl (and I ain't talking about lindsey lohan)
Justice - Dance (diplo and eli remix)

Next up is a funkadelic bootleg called beware of freaks bearing gifts. This is the perfect song for the kinda of hippy pothead girl who kind of likes rap but only knows about tribe called quest. And this song will at least gurantee you to get you a handjob if the girl is fan of the movie PCU and remembers that George Clinton played the ending party.
funkadelic- beware of freaks bearing gifts

Next if you ever on a date with Jodie Sweeten the girl who played stephanie on full house this track will win her over. Its fast as hell and sounds like dirty south on meth. Halfway through the track she will be doing things to you that will make you say how rude with delight.
kid 606 - phat with a phd

Lastly we even got you covered for the geeked up girl who likes 80's music
Bitch ass darius - we can jack

white people ruin everything

The yuppies are on the attack again in good ol Portsmouth as they are fighting against the renewal of the red door's liquor license which is the home of the now 2 year running Scissor Test parties I throw. But fear not bass, noise, and martini's will overcome all, and if not we can all hold hands and wear chino pants and shop at the gap with the yuppie condo owners who are attacking the scene. Tonite at the scissor big show with Tiny Whales, TBD and of course me and evaredy playing gangsta rap and bass music all night long. Shit starts off at 9 with live music and ends at 1 am with all things bass.

These two songs seem to have been made for the hoff
robert jay - alcohol
He listens to this song to get a nice buzz on then this song plays in his head the whole time he is judging america on their talent
senior coconut - trans europe express


And it is a well known fact the only people who like hoff better than germans are uptight white folks from portsmouth,and why this is no on really knows.

yo yo what the fuck perv?

Okay the loyal drunk and focused fans have been wondering where's perv? And why is only the king of getting girls with pancake booty to shake their ass, my man evaredy, holding down the fort like mamba on the lakers last season?(that damage blend was like him giving us 50 while Kwame "B2" Brown just sits on the sideline like kevin garnett in the playoffs( y'all know B2 has a plethora of rap music he is sitting on and not to mention stoner rock, old warp shit etc etc)

Well thangs happen and after eating so much salmon I got a viscous bellyache that forced me indoors and on drugs to work on the official Drunk and Focused Scissor Test mixtape which, cause I am so benevolent, I will give away for free (unless you want to send me a donation for my court fines- I am saying life is hard being broke, white, and gifted) The mix is all the shit you will hear at a scissor test show from kraut rock to ghetto tech to old fashioned rap music and beyond. Think of it as the appetizer to upcoming Drunk and Focused Posse mix which is currently in the works(y'all have no idea what you are in for on this tape). And it will be posted up here real soon.

If you been sleeping make sure to check out our two guest dj sets on Ve Radio along with all of the fly mixes Stef drops. I prefer to listen to the station in a fly bathrobe with no wallabees but hey thats just me. And if you are wondering I beat up that walrus in 9 rounds but he is a hell of a competitor and sometimes he takes me out for brunch at fancy restaurants where I eat eggs bennedict and asparagus that makes my pee smell.

Anyway here is some of that booty shit for them dancefloors
dj funk - booty clap

dj deeon - yo mouf)

spinn and rashad - girl bust down

dj ty - erk jerk twerk

dj ht - slow fuck

damage....you can bet that

Here's a blend I did over the weekend....It's Trick Daddy's "Bet That" over Non-Prophets' "Damage".

bet that (evaredy's damage blend)

new bjork

innocence (co-produced by timbaland)